No more maybes Your baby's got rabies Sittin on a ball In th middle of the Andes Yeah i'm a freak (of nature) Yeah I'm a freak If only I could be as cool as you As cool as you Body and soul I'm a freak I'm a freak Body and soul I'm a freak Try to be different Well get a differnt disease Seems it's a fashion To need the cold sore cream I don't really know How to put ona 'cool' show As boring as they come Just tell me where to go If only I could be as cool as you Freak