Frank Zappa - Dance Contest - Текст песни

Artist: Frank Zappa
Title: Dance contest
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FZ: 
"One of, one of the things that I like best about playing in New York is this 
particular place, because it has - it has a stage that is conducive to, how you 
say in the trade, audience participation. Now if there's one thing that I really
 like, it's, uh, audience participation. Now listen... I gotta figure out something
 that I can, uh - do you think we should have another dance contest tonight? 
Oh, hey - the injured person dance contest. Ah, well, let's see...Awright, I'll 
tell you what we're going to do. Here's a, here's a guy who really wants to 
be in the dance contest aw-reety, aw-righty, hey. Okay..." 

BUTCH: 
"You are great, man - you are great. You are the best, baby. Do 'Dinah-Moe 
Humm.'" 

FZ: 
"All right, now wait a minute - what's your name? Hey, hey - what's your 
name?" 

BUTCH: 
"Butch." 

FZ: 
"Awright, the dynamic Butch. Here's, here's a girl that wants to dance with 
Butch. What's your name?" 

LENA: 
"Lena." 

FZ: 
"What?" 

LENA: 
"Lena." 

FZ: 
"Lena, meet Butch. Okay, Lena and Butch, couple number one. Heh heh. 
Okay, let's see - that guy there, with his...that - that one there with the 
teeshirt on - no, no, the other one - this one - no, no - no no no, wait a 
minute, wait... well, you're - actually, you're very nice, though. Would you 
like to come up here? ...Okay, but d'you think you can behave yourself? 
You, you're sure you can behave yourself? ...Okay, what's your name?" 

GUY: 
"Tom, man. (mumble, mumble) you, baby, I (mumble, mumble)(gurgle) you
(mumble, mmf, etc.)." 

GUY: 
"Arrgh, mmmf, glurg, etc." 

FZ: 
"Awright, now wait a minute. Awright, awright, now wait..." 

GUY: 
"(mumble, mmf.) Ugliness! Ugliness!" 

OTHER GUY: 
"Frank, you're my buddy! Arrgh, mmf." 

FZ: 
"Awright, wait a minute, wait a minute. I have an important message to 
deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and 
you're cute, maybe you're beautiful, I just want to tell you somethin' - 
there's more of us ugly mother-fuckers than you are, hey-y, so watch out. 
Now..." 

GUY (BUTCH?): 
"Will you bring my girlfriend on stage, maybe?" 

FZ: 
"Sure. All right, now you - he wants to get his girlfriend - go get your 
girlfriend." 

GIRL: 
"Hey Zap!" 

FZ: 
"Good to see you again." 

GIRL: 
"Squeak!" 

FZ: 
"I know." 

GUY: 
"I ain't no fucking queer." 

FZ: 
"All right, now look, here's what we're going to do. Awright. Now. This - 
they'll be mashed, I'll save them, I'll save them for later." 

GUY: 
"I'm not a fucking queer." 

FZ: 
"This man is trying desperately to let everybody know that he's not a queer.
He's not queer, he's not queer. Awright, and now... You are going to dance, 
like you've never danced before..."