A Fairytale Of Sipsco
The Yogscast - A Fairytale of Sipsco This song was the Yogscast's Charity Christmas Song for 2012. Please enjoy, rate and comment! -Intro- G A D G A D -Sips's Verse- A D It's Christmas Eve bro G At Sipsco HQ D A I'm all alone here, just like every year D I pour myself a drink G A pint of mountain dew D G A D I raise my glass up high, and toast our old friend Guy, A D Oh who's that bearded one G Outside, dressed like a bum D A My God it's freezing, but he's not squealing D He's got a plan I see G To build a factory D G A D Won't make it on his own, well I can change that... -Sjin's Verse- D A Bm G D G A D D A Bm G We'll have girls big as cars, and a pool full of cash D A Here the fun never ends, throw your fears in the trash D Bm D G When the first block of dirt leaves the factory floor D A D They'll be crying and begging and screaming for more -Sips's Verse- D A We can do it! Hooray! Best dirt ever made D G A D In a rainbow of flavours from bacon to lime D A The best Christmas ever, shame about the weather D G A D We'll hang tinsel and baubles and drink some mulled wine! -Chorus- G A D Bm Pool boys from the interview chamber choir'll be singing Sips Co Hooray! D G A D A Bm G D A D D Bm D G D A D And the dirt will ship on out for Christmas day! -Sips and Sjin's Verse- D G There's monsters about, and the power is out D A The roof isn't done and it's covered in grime D G There's a fire and a flood, and I'm covered in blood D G A D Sipsco Christmas my arse, we won't finish on time! -Chorus- G A D Bm Pool boys from the interview chamber choir'll be singing Sips Co Hooray! D G A D A Bm G D A D Bm D G D A D But no dirt is shipping out on Christmas day! -Everyone's Verse- A D Hey guys, you need a hand? G Well let's reform the band! D A I'll build this factory, with new technology! D G This dirt is super pure. One hundred percent (I'm sure)! D G A D Come have a drink in here, the finest Sipsco dirt beer! -Chorus- G A D Bm Pool boys from the interview chamber choir'll be singing Sips Co Hooray! D G A D A Bm G D A D Bm D G D A D And the dirt was shipping out on Christmas day!