The Lonely Island
ADD ME ON FACEBOOK: firstname.lastname@example.org Rate if you like it :) [Chorus] F Bb Dm You know that we are still young, so don't be dumb Bb Don't trust anyone, 'cause you'll only live once. [Verse I] F Bb Uh, you only live once that's the motto, Dm C so take a chill pill ease up the throttle. F Bb Never go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears, Dm C your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear. F Bb And stay the hell away from drugs 'cause they not legal, Dm C then bury all your money in the backyard like a beagle. F Bb 'cause you should never trust a bank they've been known to fail, Dm C and never travel by car or bus, water, by rail. F Bb And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all, Dm C build a bomb shelter basement with titanium wall. F Bb And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on 'ya, Dm C and never go to saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas. F Bb And never take the stairs 'cause they're often unsafe, Dm C you only live once, don't let it go to waste. [Chorus] F Bb Dm You know that we are still young, so hold on from the fun Bb Cook your meat 'till it's done, 'cause you'll only live once. [Verse II] F Bb Yeah, and here's another piece of advice: Dm C Stay away from kids cause their hair is filled with mad lice. F Bb There's no such thing as too much Purell. Dm C This a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell. F Bb So don't 1980 force any plugs into sockets. Dm C Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it. F Bb Then hire a taster make him check your food for poison. Dm C And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him. F Bb No blankets or pajamas they can choke you in your sleep. Dm C Two words about furniture: killing machines. F Bb Board your windows up the sun is bad for your health. Dm C And always wear a straight jacket so your safe from yourself. [Verse III] F Uh huh, Take no chances (no chances) Bb Stop freelancing' (right now) Dm Invest in your future, don't dilute your finances (uh huh) F Bb 401K, make sure it's low risk Dm Then get some real estate (how much?) 4.2% F Thirty year mortgage, Bb that's important, that's a great deal Dm And if you can't afford it, don't forge it on your last bill F Bb Renting is for suckers right now. A dependable savings, Dm C And you'll retire with money in your account. Beast! F Bb YOLO, say no no. Dm F Bb Isolate yourself and just roll solo, be care-folo Dm C You oughta look out also stands for YOLO. [Chorus] F Bb Dm You know that we are still young. Burn the prints off your thumbs Bb Then pull out all your teeth, so you can't bite your tongue. F Only on this earth for a short time, time Bb Dm So don't go outside, cause you don't want to die, die. Bb F Just take our advice and hide and scream YOLO to the sky. You oughta look out.