Trees stand still they don't move you see That's more commitment than you'll get from me So quit pretending you got love for thee and leave me Three trees lying on the side of the row One tree barks where the hell do we go? Another tree falls down dead in the snow The third tree knocks the other two in a row and says Leave! Leave! Leave! Quit pretending that you got love for me Why don't you leave your home and love a tree There's plenty out there giving love away for free So why don't you go and love a tree? It's good for you
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