Terry is a recluse, he's a misfit Terry never goes out, he's a hermit A lonely lonely dude Terry won't answer the phone or the door & we don't see Terry no more No-one can contact Terry anymore A life of solitude [Chorus:] Hello.... this is Terry talking Terry talking, talking all alone Hello... this is Terry Talking on the answer phone... Terry's not at home Terry is a plonker, Terry is a nut Locked in the house with the curtains shut No-one can contact Terry... Hello... [guitar bit] Hello...
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