What If God Smoked Cannabis
Stephen Lynch- What if god smoked cannabis Capo 2nd fret (key of F#m) C+9 =Cadd9 Em - C+9 - G - D Em C+9 G D If god had long hair and a goatee Em C And if his eyes were pretty glazed G D If he looked spaced out Em C+9 G D Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had Em C+9 G D an eye infection? C+9 G D And yeah yeah god looks baked C+9 G D Yeah yeah god smells good C+9 D Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah Em C+9 G D What if god smoked cannabis? Em C+9 G D Hit the bong like some of us Em C+9 Drove a tie-dyed microbus G D And he subscribes to rolling stone If god made this place, in the beginning Did he plant any seeds? Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve So they'd be hungry for the apple That the snake was always offering And yeah yeah god rolls great Yeah yeah god smells good Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah What if god smoked cannabis? Do you suppose he had a buzz? When he made the platypus When he created earth our home Does he like pearl jam or the stones? And do you think he rolls his own Up there in heaven on the throne And when the saints go marching home Maybe he sits and smokes a bong.