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Stephen Lynch - Baby - аккорды и текст, таба, видео

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Stephen Lynch

Stpehen Lynch
Ugly Baby
From The Craig Machine

Submitted by TheVar (
No real notes, but still e-mail me with corrections.

*Capo 1st Fret

A - Asus (x4)

    Bm         E    A
My lady give birth today
   Bm          E         A
I run to her room right away
      Bm         E         F#m          D
She smiles with glee, and hands her to me
    D                     E
I look at my newborn and say

  A            Bm    E
Damn thats an ugly baby
  A            Bm       E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
      Bm             E            F#m
I'm feeling quite concerned,

my semen must have turned
       D               E    A
Cause damn that's an ugly baby

This is just what I feared
Her head is mishapen and wierd
She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big
But her hair color doesn't match her beard

Damn thats an ugly baby
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back in
Cause damn thats and ugly baby

And when she smiles I find
A                E
Shame McGallen comes to mind
It makes me want to cry
A                    E
When I look into her good eye
I always wanted kids
A               E
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS
The doctor calles me in
A             E
Mr. Lynch she has a twin

Damn that's a good lookin baby
One for two on the good lookin babys
Now I start to weep, this one we can keep
Cause that was an ugly baby

She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
And thank God only one nose but it's on her left thigh
The thought of changing her diaper each day
Or powdering her ass with that tail in the way
I think I could get a good price on Ebay...

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