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                                   3   B a l l o o n s   ( 2 0 0 9 )
                T h e   U n o f f i c i a l   O n l i n e   G u i t a r   C h o r d s
                                         D R A K E   B E L L
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                   +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
                   + This file is the work of Jordan Lapping and represents his    +
                   + transcription of the album. You may only use this file for    +
                   + private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
                   + be duplicated for use with other websites without written     +
                   + permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy.               +
                   +---------------------------------------------------------------+


                    ARTIST:   Stephen Lynch
                    ALBUM:    3 Balloons (2009)
                    GERNE:    Comedy
                    SONGS:
                              1. Waiting
                              2. Fishin' Hole
                              3. Dear Diary 1
                              4. Crazy Peanuts
                              5. 3 Balloons
                              6. Dear Diary 2
                              7. Medieval Bush
                              8. A History Lesson
                              9. Dear Diary 3
                             10. You (Prettier Than)
                             11. The Ballad of Scarface
                             12. America
                             13. Dear Diary 4
                             14. Hallelujah
                             15. [BONUS] Newer Dear Diary Entires


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                           H o w   T o   R e a d   T h i s   G u i d e
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   When reading online chords, certain questions may often spring to mind, such as: "How many strums
do I do here?" or "What is the pattern there, when should I switch chord?" Similarly, with online
tabs they aren't often very accurate; or don't show clearly how this is synchronized to the lyrics
of the track. This can be a pain for those learning, and I myself have suffered from it before.

To eliminate this problem, I've tried my very best to show both chords and tabs for each song. Take,
for example, this randomly put-together riff:

=========================================================

    D      C      G          E          Em
e]--22222--00000--33333~----------0~~~----0--------0~~~--|
B]--33333--11111--00000~---------0~~~---0---------0~~~---|
G]--22222--00000--00000~--------1~~~--------0----0~~~----|
D]--00000--22222--00000~-------2~~~-------------2~~~-----|
A]---------33333--22222~------2~~~-------------2~~~------|
E]----------------33333~-----0~~~-------------0~~~-------|

D                C
La la la la la, da da da da da
G                E   Em
La la la la la, daa.....

=========================================================

In this way, the above indicates how many times the chord is strummed, and the 
"lyrics" below indicate
when the chord is changed. Similarly, you can see that the E is written 
differently to the former,
which indicates a slow, singular strum (then letting it ring). Finally, the Em 
tabbed at the end shows

a short picked chord followed by another slow, singular strum (again letting it ring).

Thus, the reader should be able to sufficiently and successfully identify how to fit the given
information together. This now hopefully leaves no stone unturned, and enables you 
all to understand
how to read this guide. With this said, it may be useful for you to understand the following
techniques used in this guide:


 TABLATURE LEGEND:
(h) = hammer-on
(p) = pull-off
(/) = slide
(~) = let it ring
(x) = muted strings
N/C = No Chord


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1.                                       W a i t i n g
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard)


 CHORDS USED:
     A   Am7 Asus4  B7   C  Cmaj7  D    E    Em
e]---0----0----0----x----0----x----2----0----0---|
B]---2----1----3----0----1----0----3----0----0---|
G]---2----0----2----2----0----0----2----1----0---|
D]---2----2----2----1----2----2----0----2----2---|
A]---0----0----0----2----3----3---------2----2---|
E]----------------------------3---------0----0---|


 INTRO:
    Em
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| (x4)
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|

 VERSE 1:
    Em                                     Cmaj7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--|

    Am7                                    B7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x----|
B]--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0~~--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2~~--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1~~--|
A]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2~~--|
E]--------------------------------------------------------------|

  Em                                            Cmaj7
  It's out of my hands and all I can do it wait
                                                      Am7
  It's the not knowing that has put me in this state
                                                        B7
  The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great

  I've done my part so now it's in the hands of fate...

 CHORUS 1:
    Em                  C                   D                   B7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--| (x2)
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33----------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--------------------------------------------------------------|

          Em                   C
  Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
       D                                      B7
  I shouldn't have fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic
          Em                   C
  Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
      D                               B7
  Regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack
             Em
  And now I wait…

 TRANSITION 1:
    Em
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| (x4)
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|

 VERSE 2:
    Em                                     Cmaj7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--|

    Am7                                    B7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx-x--|
B]--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1--|
A]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2--|
E]---------------------------------------------------------------|

      Em                                                             Cmaj7
  My nerves - they have been frayed, my pants - they have been shat
                                                         Am7
  I know the nurse will say, “It's time to have a chat”
                                               B7
  At least I'll never worry about getting fat
                                      N/C
  I should think positive – no, wait! I didn't say that!

 CHORUS 2:
    Em                  C                   D                   B7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--| (x2)
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33----------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--------------------------------------------------------------|

          Em                   C
  Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
     D                                 B7
  I never should have blown the tranny in my Cadillac
          Em                   C
  Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
          D                                  B7
  I just had to taste that sweet, forbidden nectar from his sack
             Em
  And now I wait…

 TRANSITION 2:
    Em
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--| (x4)
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|

 VERSE 3:
    Em                                     Cmaj7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--|

    Am7                                    B7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--x--|
B]--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--0--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--1--|
A]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2--|
E]--------------------------------------------|

Em                                        Cmaj7
  Is it over, will my jersey be retired?
                                                   Am7
  Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required?
                                                 B7
  Did I make a difference, was my life inspired?
  N/C
  Will Denzel Washington defend me when I'm fired?

 CHORUS 3:
    Em                  C                   D                   B7
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-xx--|
B]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--| (x2)
A]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33----------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
E]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--------------------------------------------------------------|

          Em                   C
  Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
   D                              B7
  Eating assholes shouldn't be an aphrodisiac
          Em                   C
  Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
   D                             B7                               Em
  If I'm clean I swear to God I will stop shooting smack... probably

 PRE-BRIDGE:
    Em            A      Asus4  A
e]--0-00000-0000--0-0000-0-0000-0--|
B]--0-00000-0000--2-2222h3-3333p2--|
G]--0-00000-0000--2-2222-2-2222-2--|
D]--2-22222-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2--| (x2)
A]--2-22222-2222--0-0000-0-0000-0--|
E]--0-00000-0000-------------------|

 BRIDGE:
    Em            A      Asus4  A
e]--0-00000-0000--0-0000-0-0000-0--|
B]--0-00000-0000--2-2222h3-3333p2--|
G]--0-00000-0000--2-2222-2-2222-2--|
D]--2-22222-2222--2-2222-2-2222-2--| (x12)
A]--2-22222-2222--0-0000-0-0000-0--|
E]--0-00000-0000-------------------|

   Em                   A   Asus4  A
  Boys and girls, don't be naïve
   Em                A    Asus4  A
  Take it from your Uncle Steve
   Em                  A  Asus4  A
  AIDS cares not whom it affects
   Em               A     Asus4  A
  Caught from unprotected sex

   Em                A      Asus4  A
  Sharing needles, blood or spit
      Em            A    Asus4  A
  Or piss or semen, even shit
        Em                   A     Asus4  A
  From handshakes, sneezes, toilet seats
        Em                   A     Asus4  A
  From 'monkey bites' and uncooked meats

        Em               A         Asus4  A
  From dirty coins and dreadlocked hair
        Em               A    Asus4  A
  From certain children in daycare
    Em              A       Asus4  A
  Drinking water, breathing air
     Em                A   Asus4  A
  I tell you, AIDS is everywhere

 PRE-OUTRO:
    C                   D
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
B]--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33--|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--| (x2)
A]--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33----------------------|
E]------------------------------------------|

    C                   D                   C         D
e]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22------0~~~-----2~~~--|
B]--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-11--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33-----1~~~-----3~~~---|
G]--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22----0~~~-----2~~~----|
D]--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-00---2~~~-----0~~~-----|
A]--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-33----------------------3~~~---------------|
E]-------------------------------------------------------------|

      C                 D
  Oh God! I can't take anymore
      C                   D
  I think I'll run right out that door
       C                        D
  But wait - the nurse comes straightaway
   C                 D
  Tell me, what does my test say...?

 OUTRO:
    E                           D
e]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0--2-2--|
B]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0--3-3--|
G]--1--1-1-1-1--1-1-1-1--1-1-1--2-2--|
D]--2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2--0-0--|
A]--2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-------|
E]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-------|

    E                           D    E
e]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0--2-2--0-0-0~~~--|
B]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0--3-3--0-0-0~~~--|
G]--1--1-1-1-1--1-1-1-1--1-1-1--2-2--1-1-1~~~--|
D]--2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2--0-0--2-2-2~~~--|
A]--2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-------2-2-2~~~--|
E]--0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0--0-0-0-------0-0-0~~~--|

        E    D    E
  I'm okay! I'm okay!
        D        E
  It's just chlamydia...


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2.                                   F i s h i n '   H o l e
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard)


 CHORDS USED:
     A    A7   B7   C    D    E    G
e]---0----0----x----0----2----0----3---|
B]---2----2----0----1----3----0----3---|
G]---2----0----2----0----2----1----0---|
D]---2----2----1----2----0----2----0---|
A]---0----0----2----3---------2----2---|
E]----------------------------0----3---|


 VERSE 1:
    G            A7           C            G
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|

    G            A7           C            D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|

G                              A7
  Wanted to have some quality time with my son
C                                       G
  So I brought him down to the fishin' hole
G                                     A7
  He didn't like the feelin' of that worm in his hand
       C                            D
  Got mad - threw down his fishin' pole

 VERSE 2:
    G            A7           C            G
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|

    G            A7           C            D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|

G                                     A7
  I said, "That's alright, son. Let's go and get an ice cream"
C                               G
  "Let your old man buy you a treat"
G                                A7
  But he didn't like no flavours up upon that wall
            C                         D
  Started crying, and ran into the street...

 CHORUS 1:
    G            B7           C            G
e]--3-333-33333--x-xxx-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| (x2)
A]--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|

           G                  B7
  He's an asshole, my kid's an asshole
C                                 G
  I swear he just don't float my boat
          G              B7
  Always crying, always crying
C                                          G
  Make me wanna punch him in his little throat

 VERSE 3:
    G            A7           C            G
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|

    G            A7           C            D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|

G                         A7
  I called my lady up to tell her what had happened
C                       G
  How our son had run away
G                               A7
  She said, "Don't worry, baby. I will talk to him"
C                           D
  "And everything will be okay"

 CHORUS 2:
    G            B7           C            G
e]--3-333-33333--x-xxx-xxxxx--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| (x2)
A]--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|

                G                 B7
  My lady's an asshole, she's an asshole
C                                G
  Her assholishness is off the charts
          G               B7
  Always perfect, always perfect
C                                      G
  Make me wanna punch her in her lady-parts

 PRE-VERSE:
    G            A7           C            D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|

 VERSE 4:
    G            A7           C            G
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|

    G            A7           C            D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|

G                   A7
  I decided I'd go down to the bar
C                            G
  And drown my sorrows in a beer
G                              A7
  But the sign outside said 'Closed For Renovations'
C                           D
 'We'll open up again next year'...

 CHORUS 3:
    G            B7           C            G
e]--3-333-33333--x-xxx-xxxxx--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| (x2)
A]--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|

                  G                B7
  That bar is an asshole, it's an asshole
C                           G
  Oh, the worst bar in the land
           G              B7
  Always closing, always closing
C                                             G
  Can't punch a bar, 'cause you'll hurt your hand

 PRE-VERSE:
    G            A7           C            D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|

 VERSE 5:
    G            A7           C            G
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|

    G            A7           C            D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|

G                    A7
  I went home to forget about my troubles
C                                 G
  Sat down in my favourite easy chair
G                               A7
  But I couldn't relax for the pain I was feeling
C                             D
  As my hemorrhoid began to flair...

 CHORUS 4:
    G            B7           C            G
e]--3-333-33333--x-xxx-xxxxx--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| (x2)
A]--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|

                   G               B7
  My asshole's an asshole, a real butthole
C                                    G
  Needs to put his asshole-self in check
          G               B7
  Always burning, always itching
C                                         G
  Make me wanna punch him in his asshole neck

 PRE-BRIDGE:
    G            A7           C            D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|

 BRIDGE:
    G            A7           C            G
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|

    G            A7           C            D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333---------------|
E]--3-333-33333-----------------------------------------|

    G            A7           C            G                 A7       C         D
e]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--3~~------0~~------0~~------3~~~--|
B]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--0~~-----2~~------1~~------2~~~---|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0~~----0~~------0~~------3~~~----|
D]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0~~---2~~------2~~------0~~~-----|
A]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--2~~--0~~------3~~----------------|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--3~~------------------------------|

G                  A7
  Late one night, lying awake in bed
C                      G
  Mmmm, a realization came
G                           A7
  Are there really assholes everywhere I look
C                      D
  Or am I the one to blame?

G                      A7
  Maybe I just do not say the things I should say
C                            G
  And I don't do the things I ought
                                   A7
  So I took a good hard look at myself in the mirror
C                      D
  And this is what I thought...

 CHORUS 5:
    G            B7           C            G
e]--3-333-33333--x-xxx-xxxxx--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--|
B]--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--|
G]--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--|
D]--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--| (x2)
A]--2-222-22222--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--|
E]--3-333-33333----------------------------3-333-33333--|

  N/C
  The guy who sold me this mirror's
      G                B7
  An asshole, he's an asshole
C                             G
  Son of a bitch said it was antique
          G             B7
  He was lying, he was lying
C                                           G
  Make me wanna punch him in his salesman cheek

 OUTRO:
    C            G            C            G            C            G            C            G
e]--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--3-333-33333--0-000-00000--3--|
B]--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0-000-00000--1-111-11111--0--|
G]--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0-000-00000--0--|
D]--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0-000-00000--2-222-22222--0--|
A]--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2-222-22222--3-333-33333--2--|
E]---------------3-333-33333---------------3-333-33333---------------3-333-33333---------------3--|

C                          G
  I'm on a real asshole streak
C                             G
  I could open up an asshole bootique
C                                    G
  I think this song has reached its peak
C                                     G
  Goodbye, you asshole, see you next week


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3.                                   D e a r   D i a r y   1
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard)


 CHORDS USED:
     Am   C  Cmaj9  Em   F    G
e]---0----0----0----0----1----3---|
B]---1----1----1----0----1----0---|
G]---2----0----0----0----2----0---|
D]---2----2----0----2----3----0---|
A]---0----3----2----2----3----2---|
E]------------------0----1----3---|


 INTRO:
    C                 Em
e]--------------------------0~--------|
B]------------------------0----0------|
G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0----|
D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2--| (x2)
A]--3~--------------------------------|
E]--------------------0---------------|

 VERSE:
    C              Em
e]--------0~-------------0~--------|
B]------1----1---------0----0------|
G]----0--------0-----0--------0----|
D]---------------2--------------2--| (x4)
A]--3------------------------------|
E]-----------------0---------------|

    F              G                C        Cmaj9    Am               F               G
e]--------1~-------------3~-------|-------0--------0--------0~-------|-------1~----------3--|
B]------1----1---------0----0-----|-----1--------1--------1----1-----|-----1----1--------0--|
G]----2--------2-----0--------0---|---0--------0--------2--------2---|---2--------2------0--|
D]---------------3--------------0-|--------------------------------2-|--------------3----0--|
A]--------------------------------|-3--------2--------0--------------|-------------------2--|
E]--1--------------3--------------|----------------------------------|-1---------------3-3--|

C                 Em
  Dear Diary - today was a good day
C             Em
  Papa and I picked wild flowers
C                     Em
  Mama joined and we lay in the sunshine
C                   Em
  Then we sang and danced for hours

 F                        G
  I know tomorrow will be even better
 C       Cmaj9      Am
  So the good Lord I thank
         F              G
  I'll write more later. Love,
  N/C
  Anne Frank

 OUTRO:
    C                 Em              C
e]--------------------------0~------------0~~~--|
B]------------------------0----0---------1~~~---|
G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0------0~~~----|
D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2---2~~~-----|
A]--3~--------------------------------3~~~------|
E]--------------------0-------------------------|


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4.                                   C r a z y   P  e a n u t s
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard)


 CHORDS USED:
    A5   C5   D5   E5   F5   G    G5
e]---------------------------3-------|
B]---------------------------0-------|
G]-------5----7--------------0-------|
D]--7----5----7----2----3----0----5--|
A]--7----3----5----2----3----2----5--|
E]--5--------------0----1----3----3--|


 INTRO:
   C5/D5         A5         C5         G5
e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|--5/7-7--xxxx-------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------|
D|--5/7-7--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--5-5--xxxx--5-5--| (x2)
A|--3/5-5--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--3-3--xxxx--5-5--|
E|---------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------xxxx--3-3--|

 VERSE 1:
   C5/D5         A5         C5         G5
e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|--5/7-7--xxxx-------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------|
D|--5/7-7--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--5-5--xxxx--5-5--| (x4)
A|--3/5-5--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--3-3--xxxx--5-5--|
E|---------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------xxxx--3-3--|

    F5               E5       G
e|----------------------------3-3--|
B|----------------------------0-0--|
G|----------------------------0-0--|
D|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--0-0--|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--2-2--|
E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--0-0-0-0--3-3--|

C5/D5                      A5                  C5                  G5   C5/D5
  Charlie Brown had a big blockhead, wore a stripey sweater every day
                      A5                        C5                      G5    C5/D5
  Tried to kick that football, but Lucy always pulled the motherfucker away
                          A5                  C5                         G5    C5/D5
  He flew a kite just to try to relax, but he always put that shit in a tree
                  A5                       C5                        G5
  And the little red-headed girl wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B.

        F5                              E5             G
  They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers - PEANUTS!

 VERSE 2:
   C5/D5         A5         C5         G5
e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|--5/7-7--xxxx-------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------|
D|--5/7-7--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--5-5--xxxx--5-5--| (x4)
A|--3/5-5--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--3-3--xxxx--5-5--|
E|---------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------xxxx--3-3--|

    F5               E5       G
e|----------------------------3-3--|
B|----------------------------0-0--|
G|----------------------------0-0--|
D|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--0-0--|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--2-2--|
E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--0-0-0-0--3-3--|

   C5/D5          A5                C5                   G5     C5/D5
  (Ah-oh) Onto a security blanket, Linus Van Pelt would latch  (Ah-oh)
                         A5                       C5                   G5     C5/D5
  He snuggled into that bitch to keep warm while waiting in a pumpkin patch  (Ah-oh)
                       A5                     C5                       G5    C5/D5
  Had a stalker named Sally Brown - well, she always tried to get her some  (Ah-oh)
                                 A5                           C5                       G5
  She loved the way he knew the meaning of Christmas and the sexy way he sucked that thumb

         F5                E5                G
  Well, watch out, 'cause here they come... PEANUTS!

 CHORUS 1:
   C5/D5    A5      C5    G5       D5    A5      C5    G5
e|-------------------------------|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|-------------------------------|
G|--5/7-77----------5-55---------|-7-77----------5-55------------|
D|--5/7-77--777777--5-55--555555-|-7-77--777777--5-55--555555----|
A|--3/5-55--777777--3-33--555555-|-5-55--777777--3-33--555555----|
E|----------555555--------333333-|-------555555-------333333-----|

    D5    A5      C5    G5       D5    A5      C5    G5
e|-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-77----------5-55---------|-7-77----------5-55---------------------------------|
D|--7-77--777777--5-55--555555-|-7-77--777777--5-55--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--5-55--777777--3-33--555555-|-5-55--777777--3-33--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
E|--------555555--------333333-|-------555555--------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|

C5/D5    A5     C5    G5
  Oh Peanuts! Crazy Peanuts!
D5            A5         C5      G5
  A bunch of kids trying to be free
D5         A5       C5    G5
  Take my hand and let's dance now
D5        A5                C5       G5
  Under Charlie's shitty Christmas Tree

 VERSE 3:
   C5/D5         A5         C5         G5
e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|--5/7-7--xxxx-------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------|
D|--5/7-7--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--5-5--xxxx--5-5--| (x4)
A|--3/5-5--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--3-3--xxxx--5-5--|
E|---------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------xxxx--3-3--|

    F5               E5       G
e|----------------------------3-3--|
B|----------------------------0-0--|
G|----------------------------0-0--|
D|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--0-0--|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--2-2--|
E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--0-0-0-0--3-3--|

   C5/D5              A5                     C5                   G5     C5/D5
  (Ah-oh) Oh, Marcie was best friends with 'Patty', 'Patty Peppermint'  (Ah-oh)
                         A5                       C5                     G5     C5/D5
  She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schulz can't print  (Ah-oh)
                A5             C5                         G5    C5/D5
  Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn't keep his own ass clean  (Ah-oh)
                         A5                    C5                  G5
  All the teachers said "Wa wa wa wa wa wa" - what does that shit mean?

         F5                E5                G
  Well, watch out, 'cause here they come... PEANUTS!

 CHORUS 2:
   C5/D5    A5      C5    G5       D5    A5      C5    G5
e|-------------------------------|-----------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|-----------------------------|
G|--5/7-77----------5-55---------|-7-77----------5-55----------|
D|--5/7-77--777777--5-55--555555-|-7-77--777777--5-55--555555--|
A|--3/5-55--777777--3-33--555555-|-5-55--777777--3-33--555555--|
E|----------555555--------333333-|-------555555--------333333--|

    D5    A5      C5    G5       D5    A5      C5    G5
e|-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-77----------5-55---------|-7-77----------5-55---------------------------------|
D|--7-77--777777--5-55--555555-|-7-77--777777--5-55--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
A|--5-55--777777--3-33--555555-|-5-55--777777--3-33--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
E|--5-55--555555--3-33--333333-|-5-55--555555--3-33--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--|

C5/D5    A5     C5    G5
  Oh Peanuts! Crazy Peanuts!
D5         A5            C5        G5
  Coming from The School of Hard Knocks
D5           A5      C5       G5
  Life's not always bowls of candy
D5              A5          C5     G5
  Sometimes you only get a bag of rocks

 BRIDGE:
   C5/D5
e|-------x--------x--------x--------x--------x--------x--------|
B|-------x--------x--------x--------x--------x--------x--------|
G|--5/7--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--|
D|--5/7--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--|
A|--3/5--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--|
E|-------x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--x--xxxx--|

   C5/D5         A5         C5         G5
e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|--5/7-7--xxxx-------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------|
D|--5/7-7--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--5-5--xxxx--5-5--| (x2)
A|--3/5-5--xxxx--7-7--xxxx--3-3--xxxx--5-5--|
E|---------xxxx--5-5--xxxx-------xxxx--3-3--|

    F5               E5       G
e|----------------------------3-3--|
B|----------------------------0-0--|
G|----------------------------0-0--|
D|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--0-0--|
A|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2--2-2--|
E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--0-0-0-0--3-3--|

   C5/D5
  (Ah-oh) Lucy was a psychiatrist but her comments always gave offence  (Ah-oh)
                                                     N/C
  And the bitch couldn't make no money, 'cause she charged a motherfucker five cents
   C5/D5                       A5                             C5                  G5    C5/D5
  (Ah-oh) You know the ladies love some Schroeder 'cause he played the '88s real good  (Ah-oh)
                      A5                     C5                   G5
  And Franklin was a real cool cat, but the only brother in that hood

         F5                E5                G
  Well, watch out, 'cause here they come... PEANUTS!

 CHORUS 3:
   C5/D5    A5      C5    G5
e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|--5/7-77----------5-55----------|
D|--5/7-77--777777--5-55--555555--|
A|--3/5-55--777777--3-33--555555--|
E|----------555555--------333333--|

    D5    A5      C5    G5
e|------------------------------|
B|------------------------------|
G|--7-77----------5-55----------|
D|--7-77--777777--5-55--555555--| (x3)
A|--5-55--777777--3-33--555555--|
E|--------555555--------333333--|

C5/D5    A5     C5    G5
  Oh Peanuts! Crazy Peanuts!
D5               A5             C5        G5
  Poor Charlie Brown, you will never get laid
D5         A5      C5   G5
  It's so hard to get pussy
D5                 A5             C5   G5
  When you're the baldest kid in 2nd grade

 OUTRO:
    D5    A5      C5    G5
e|------------------------------|
B|------------------------------|
G|--7-77----------5-55----------|
D|--7-77--777777--5-55--555555--| (x3)
A|--5-55--777777--3-33--555555--|
E|--------555555--------333333--|

    D5    A5      C5    G5                            C5/D5
e|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-77----------5-55---------------------------------5/7-----|
D|--7-77--777777--5-55--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5/7-----|
A|--5-55--777777--3-33--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--3/5-\1--|
E|--------555555--------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----------|

C5/D5    A5     C5    G5
  Oh Peanuts! Crazy Peanuts!
D5            A5         C5      G5
  A bunch of kids trying to be free
D5         A5       C5    G5
  Take my hand and let's dance now
D5        A5                C5       G5     C5/D5
  Under Charlie's shitty Christmas Tree...


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5.                                    3   B a l l o o n s
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard)


 CHORDS USED:
     A   Asus4 Gsus2   Bm    D   Dsus2 Dsus2/F G
e]---0-----0-----0-----2-----2-----0-----2-----3---|
B]---2-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3---|
G]---2-----2-----2-----4-----2-----2-----2-----0---|
D]---2-----2-----0-----4-----0-----0-----0-----0---|
A]---0-----0-----0-----2-----------------0-----2---|
E]---------------3-----------------------1-----3---|


 INTRO:
    Dsus2     Dsus2/F   Gsus2     Asus4  A
e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--xxxxxx-x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333333p2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222222-2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222222-2--| (x2)
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000000-0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------|

    D
e]--2-2222222-2-2222222--|
B]--3-3333333-3-3333333--|
G]--2-2222222-2-2222222--|
D]--0-0000000-0-0000000--|
A]-----------------------|
E]-----------------------|

 VERSE 1:
    Bm         G           D          A
e]--2-2222222--3-33333333--2-2222222--0-00000000--|
B]--3-3333333--0-00000000--3-3333333--2-22222222--|
G]--4-4444444--0-00000000--2-2222222--2-22222222--|
D]--4-4444444--0-00000000--0-0000000--2-22222222--| (x2)
A]--2-2222222--2-22222222-------------0-00000000--|
E]-------------3-33333333-------------------------|

     Bm                               G
  I call you from my car to say I'll be there in a while
      D                                 A
  A short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile
   Bm                       G
  Nothing on the radio - I fiddle with the dial
    D                                A
  Then I see a sign - the airport's just another mile

 PRE-CHORUS 1:
    Bm     G      D      A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-000--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-222--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-222--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-222--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-000--|
E]---------3-333----------------|

    Bm     G      D      A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-2-2-2-2-2h3-3p2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--|
E]---------3-333--------------------------------------------|

      Bm                G              D              A
  I check my bags and think about how much I hate to fly
      Bm           G         D               A
  And as I near security, I almost start to cry...

 CHORUS 1:
    D      G      A
e]--2-222--33333--0-000000--|
B]--3-333--33333--2-222222--|
G]--2-222--00000--2-222222--|
D]--0-000--00000--2-222222--| (x3)
A]---------22222--0-000000--|
E]---------33333------------|

    D      G      A      Asus4 A
e]--2-222--33333--0-00000-0000-000000000--|
B]--3-333--33333--2-22222h3333p222222222--|
G]--2-222--00000--2-22222-2222-222222222--|
D]--0-000--00000--2-22222-2222-222222222--|
A]---------22222--0-00000-0000-000000000--|
E]---------33333--------------------------|

           D              G                A
  Well, I hope the Law Enforcement agents can't tell from my face
           D               G            A
  I got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
         D              G              A
  I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air
               D                G                      A                   Asus4
  'Cause with four balloons of heroine, it's getting crowded up in there...
A
  Crowded up in there...

 TRANSITION 1:
    Dsus2     Dsus2/F   Gsus2     Asus4  A
e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--xxxxxx-x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333333p2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222222-2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222222-2--|
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000000-0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------|

    Dsus2     Dsus2/F   Gsus2    Asus4 A
e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--x----x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3~---2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2~---2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--2~---2--|
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0----0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33----------|

 VERSE 2:
    Bm         G           D          A
e]--2-2222222--3-33333333--2-2222222--0-00000000--|
B]--3-3333333--0-00000000--3-3333333--2-22222222--|
G]--4-4444444--0-00000000--2-2222222--2-22222222--|
D]--4-4444444--0-00000000--0-0000000--2-22222222--| (x2)
A]--2-2222222--2-22222222-------------0-00000000--|
E]-------------3-33333333-------------------------|

      Bm                           G
  My mind is all a-jumble and my blood is cold as ice
      D                               A
  I dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise
      Bm                                 G
  "Relax", I say, "It's not so bad - it might feel kind of nice"
      D                             A
  "Besides, who hasn't had a finger up there once or twice?"

 PRE-CHORUS 2:
    Bm     G      D      A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-000--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-222--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-222--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-222--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-000--|
E]---------3-333----------------|

    Bm     G      D      A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-2-2-2-2-2h3-3p2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--|
E]---------3-333--------------------------------------------|

     Bm              G                D               A
  I must remember - don't leave any drugs inside the host
     Bm                  G                  D         A
  I did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed

 CHORUS 2:
    D      G      A
e]--2-222--33333--0-000000--|
B]--3-333--33333--2-222222--|
G]--2-222--00000--2-222222--|
D]--0-000--00000--2-222222--| (x3)
A]---------22222--0-000000--|
E]---------33333------------|

    D      G      A      Asus4 A
e]--2-222--33333--0-00000-0000-000000000--|
B]--3-333--33333--2-22222h3333p222222222--|
G]--2-222--00000--2-22222-2222-222222222--|
D]--0-000--00000--2-22222-2222-222222222--|
A]---------22222--0-00000-0000-000000000--|
E]---------33333--------------------------|

           D             G              A
  Well, I say a little prayer - Hail Maria, Full of Grace
              D               G            A
  I've got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
        D               G              A
  I'm sweating and I'm nervous, and I need a little air
          D                G               A                 Asus4
  And I swear I'm farting lines of blow into my underwear...
A
  From the darriere...

 PRE-BRIDGE:
    Dsus2     Dsus2/F   Gsus2     Asus4  A
e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--xxxxxx-x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333333p2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222222-2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222222-2--| (x3)
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000000-0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------|

    Dsus2     Dsus2/F   Gsus2    Asus4 A
e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--x----x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3~---2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2~---2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--2~---2--|
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0----0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33----------|

 BRIDGE:
    Bm         G          D          A
e]--2-2222222--3-3333333--2-2222222--0-00000000--|
B]--3-3333333--0-0000000--3-3333333--2-22222222--|
G]--4-4444444--0-0000000--2-2222222--2-22222222--|
D]--4-4444444--0-0000000--0-0000000--2-22222222--|
A]--2-2222222--2-2222222-------------0-00000000--|
E]-------------3-3333333-------------------------|

    Bm         G          D          A     Asus4   A
e]--2-2222222--3-3333333--2-2222222--0-00000-0-000-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|
B]--3-3333333--0-0000000--3-3333333--2-22222h3p222-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
G]--4-4444444--0-0000000--2-2222222--2-22222-2-222-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
D]--4-4444444--0-0000000--0-0000000--2-22222-2-222-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
A]--2-2222222--2-2222222-------------0-00000-0-000-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|
E]-------------3-3333333--------------------------------------------|

     Bm                        G
  I was a little eager when I loaded up my stash
   D                            A
  Five balloons of extasy, and six balloons of hash
    Bm                           G
  Eight balloons of L.S.D., and nine of sensi mild
     D                          A                Asus4   A
  A box of Chinese fireworks, Guatemalan child...

 PRE-CHORUS 3:
    Bm     G      D      A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-000--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-222--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-222--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-222--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-000--|
E]---------3-333----------------|

    Bm     G      D      A
e]--2-222--3-333--2-222--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--|
B]--3-333--0-000--3-333--2-2-2-2-2-2h3-3p2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
G]--4-444--0-000--2-222--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
D]--4-444--0-000--0-000--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--xxxxxx--|
A]--2-222--2-222---------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--xxxxxx--|
E]---------3-333--------------------------------------------|

        Bm             G               D              A
  I've made it to the gate now and my joy I can't contain
     Bm                  G                   D               A
  I board the aircraft; take my seat in the cockpit of the plane...

 CHORUS 3:
    D      G      A
e]--22222--33333--00000000--|
B]--33333--33333--22222222--|
G]--22222--00000--22222222--|
D]--00000--00000--22222222--| (x3)
A]---------22222--00000000--|
E]---------33333------------|

    D      G      A      Asus4 A
e]--22222--33333--0000000-0000-000000000--|
B]--33333--33333--2222222h3333p222222222--|
G]--22222--00000--2222222-2222-222222222--|
D]--00000--00000--2222222-2222-222222222--|
A]---------22222--0000000-0000-000000000--|
E]---------33333--------------------------|

        D             G                A
  As I taxi down the runway, I get a smile on my face
              D               G            A
  I've got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
            D                G             A
  "Flight Crew, prepare for take-off as I lift us in the air"
      D                 G              A                      Asus4
  And by the way, does anyone want to buy a Guatemalan child...
A
  From my darriere?

 OUTRO:
    Dsus2     Dsus2/F   Gsus2     Asus4  A
e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--xxxxxx-x--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333333p2--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222222-2--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222222-2--| (x3)
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000000-0--|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------|

    Dsus2     Dsus2/F   Gsus2    Asus4 A    D
e]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--xxx--xxx--2~~~--|
B]--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--3-3-3-33--333--222--3~~~--|
G]--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--2-2-2-22--222--222--2~~~--|
D]--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--222--222--0~~~--|
A]------------0-0-0-00--0-0-0-00--000--000--------|
E]------------1-1-1-11--3-3-3-33------------------|


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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard)


 CHORDS USED:
     Am   C  Cmaj9  Em   F    G
e]---0----0----0----0----1----3---|
B]---1----1----1----0----1----0---|
G]---2----0----0----0----2----0---|
D]---2----2----0----2----3----0---|
A]---0----3----2----2----3----2---|
E]------------------0----1----3---|


 INTRO:
    C                 Em
e]--------------------------0~--------|
B]------------------------0----0------|
G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0----|
D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2--| (x2)
A]--3~--------------------------------|
E]--------------------0---------------|

 VERSE:
    C              Em
e]--------0~-------------0~--------|
B]------1----1---------0----0------|
G]----0--------0-----0--------0----|
D]---------------2--------------2--| (x4)
A]--3------------------------------|
E]-----------------0---------------|


    F              G                C        Cmaj9    Am               F               G
e]--------1~-------------3~-------|-------0--------0--------0~-------|-------1~----------3--|
B]------1----1---------0----0-----|-----1--------1--------1----1-----|-----1----1--------0--|
G]----2--------2-----0--------0---|---0--------0--------2--------2---|---2--------2------0--|
D]---------------3--------------0-|--------------------------------2-|--------------3----0--|
A]--------------------------------|-3--------2--------0--------------|-------------------2--|
E]--1--------------3--------------|----------------------------------|-1---------------3-3--|

C                 Em
  Dear Diary - today was a great day
C                     Em
  I bought myself a brand new horse
C                            Em
  She's strong and fast, and so very beautiful
C                    Em
  And just a little wild, of course

 F                G
  I know tomorrow I can tame her
 C     Cmaj9  Am
  If I only believe
   F                  G
  Wish me luck Diary
  N/C
  Christopher Reeve

 OUTRO:
    C                 Em              C
e]--------------------------0~------------0~~~--|
B]------------------------0----0---------1~~~---|
G]-----0-----0-----0----0--------0------0~~~----|
D]-------0h2---0h2-----------------2---2~~~-----|
A]--3~--------------------------------3~~~------|
E]--------------------0-------------------------|


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7.                                  M e d i e v a l   B u s h
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Tabbed by Jordan Lapping

Tuning: E (Standard)


 CHORDS USED:
     Am   C    Dm
e]---0----0----1---|
B]---1----1----3---|
G]---2----0----2---|
D]---2----2----0---|
A]---0----3--------|
E]-----------------|


 INTRO:
    Am
e]------------------------------------|
B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]--0-------0--------0-------0--------|
E]------------------------------------|

    Am               E                                Am
e]---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]--0-------0-----------------------------------------0-------0--------|
E]-------------------0-------0-------0-------0-------------------------|

    Dm               Am               E                 Am
e]----1-1-1---1-1-1-----------------------------------|-----------------------------------|
B]----3-3-3---3-3-3----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0-|---1-1-1---1-1-1----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1-|---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]--0-------0----------2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2-|---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]-------------------0-------0------------------------|-0-------0--------0-------0--------|
E]------------------------------------0-------0-------|-----------------------------------|

 VERSE 1:
    Am               E                                Am
e]---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]--0-------0-----------------------------------------0-------0--------|
E]-------------------0-------0-------0-------0-------------------------|

    Dm               Am               E                Am
e]----1-1-1---1-1-1-----------------------------------------------------|
B]----3-3-3---3-3-3----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]--0-------0----------2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]-------------------0-------0-------------------------0-------0--------|
E]------------------------------------0-------0-------------------------|

   Am                      E
  Come fair lady, to mine bed we go
                              Am
  And, verily sweet pleasures we shall know
   Dm                             Am
  Yet, where thy belly meets thy limb
                          E
  I beseech thee give a trim
                          Am
  For thy bush doth overflow

 TRANSITION 1:
    Am
e]------------------------------------|
B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]--0-------0--------0-------0--------|
E]------------------------------------|

  "Milady doth have a '70s muff - a 1470s muff!"

 VERSE 2:
    Am               E                                Am
e]---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]--0-------0-----------------------------------------0-------0--------|
E]-------------------0-------0-------0-------0-------------------------|

    Dm               Am               E                Am
e]----1-1-1---1-1-1-----------------------------------------------------|
B]----3-3-3---3-3-3----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]--0-------0----------2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]-------------------0-------0-------------------------0-------0--------|
E]------------------------------------0-------0-------------------------|

   Am                             E
  Zounds! It's as prickly as a Christmas wreath
                                Am
  Think it might hide some babybirds beneath
   Dm                           Am
  Pray, shave it off to make a coat
                                 E
  There are fur balls down my throat
                              Am
  Short and curlies twixt my teeth

 TRANSITION 2:
    Am
e]------------------------------------|
B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]--0-------0--------0-------0--------|
E]------------------------------------|

  "I sayeth not thy vagina is hairsute,
   but it looketh like thou hast Buckwheat in a leg-lock!"

 VERSE 3:
    Am               E                                Am
e]---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]--0-------0-----------------------------------------0-------0--------|
E]-------------------0-------0-------0-------0-------------------------|

    Dm               Am               E                Am
e]----1-1-1---1-1-1-----------------------------------------------------|
B]----3-3-3---3-3-3----1-1-1---1-1-1----0-0-0---0-0-0----1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----1-1-1---1-1-1----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]--0-------0----------2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]-------------------0-------0-------------------------0-------0--------|
E]------------------------------------0-------0-------------------------|

       Am                             E
  But soft! What hair through yonder girdle grows
                          Am
  To be, or not to be put in cornrows...
  Dm                      Am
  O! it is beastly and unruly
                          E
  And it smelleth of patchouli
                       Am
  And that offends my nose

 TRANSITION 3:
    Am
e]--------------------------------------------|
B]----1-1-1---1-1-1----1-1-1---1-1-1---1-1-1--|
G]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2--|
D]----2-2-2---2-2-2----2-2-2---2-2-2---2-2-2--|
A]--0-------0--------0-------0-------0--------|
E]--------------------------------------------|

  "I sayeth not thou art fury down there,
   but it doth resemble Fidel    

Stephen Lynch - 3 Balloons (album) - ноты

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