Mr. Webster:The Monkees. Album - MOre Of The Monkees - #1 on BB Hot 200 on COLGEMS Records in 1967. INTRO: Em #1. Em B Em Everyone in town knew Mr. Webster. G Em He worked at the bank for forty years. A And each week Mr. Frizby made his check out.. Em A for sixty-eight dollars clear. BRIDGE: D G Am7 G And through the years he thwarted twenty-seven D Em robberies..and each time Frizby promised him Ab A a raise. #2. A They gave a retirement party for Mr. Webster. Em A Everyone from the bank was there. A They had a cake and flowers ordered special.. Em B and Frizby had a speech prepared. BRIDGE: D G And a little white box that held a watch with this D G Ab inscription, "To Mr. Webster, with regards." INTERLUDE: A E A E A E #3. Em A E Then came the telegram from Mr. Webster. Am7 Em A Said, "Sorry...stop...cannot attend. Em A I've flown away and taken all your money. Em A Wish you were here to help me spend." OUTRO: Dm G A D And one by one all the people left the party. G Ab And Mr. Frizby locked the door. A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.