"My job is to tell it like it is.." [Ice Cube] See who the fuck I'ma jack today Nigga broke, shit and it's early in the mornin "Today I'm going to tell you the story of Robin Hood" [Ice Cube] At last, grab my ski-mask out the closet Now let's see how big did my balls get? I brush my teeth - it takes a thief Swervin, cause I'm tryin to roll up the chronic leaf At a stop sign, I take a hit and hold it on I cough (*cough cough*) now I'm off Drivin down the two-lane highway It's all bad, thinkin bout shit I never had Pass through the W.S. (neighbor-hood) Knowin I can do my best in Westwood Cut off by a white BM, driven by a yuppie He sticks up his finger like, "Fuck me" Now I gotta to follow him HOME, with my CHROME Send him to the Twilight ZONE, it's ON Niggaz say I'm gone cause I'm fuckin with the rich (say what?) but they all full of bitch (yeah) Don't need a snitch, so I'm rollin solo in a straight bucket, no it ain't a low-low He pulls up to a seven bedroom, eight bath Oh yeah! He's got to feel the wrath Pistola to the neck, devil turn off the Westec(?) and when you're rollin have mo' respect (bitch) Tied his ass up and took everything I could A nigga straight robbin, mobbin, back to the hood [Chorus x2: Ice Cube] All my niggaz love (the adventures of) All my niggaz love (the adventures of) All my niggaz love (the adventures of.. .. robbin hood, cause it ain't all good) [Ice Cube] Since two-eleven is my favorite number fuck squabbin, cause I be +Robin+ like the Boy Wonder "Holy Bandit!" Leave yo' ass stranded and you know that Unhook the LoJack, cellular phone under the flo' mat (Uh) They wanna say that it's federal Actin like your ninety-five Coupe, is headed fo' Beirut they wanna shoot me like a terrorist but I don't give a FUCK, cause I'm takin care of this Trigger finger got blisters Heard from your sisters, you be rollin on the twisters Now when we meet, I can make your heart beat.. .. and make you feel, so neat Or you can get us fifteen twenties out the ATM, I'll take all of them (give 'em up) I'm king of the Slim Jim, it's the incredible Nine-oh-two-one-oh, is where I'm headed foe Don't need no Merry Men, I fuck around and bury them (POW!) if they told, what I stole (uh) Motherfuckers got to know that I'm lethal Steal from the rich, and slide it to my people [Chorus 1/2] [Ice Cube] I stalk, rich ass people like Hudson Hawk Bitch don't talk, let's take a walk Nigga got nuttin to lose, you know the rules The purse and the jewels or the eleven o'clock news Which one? Magnum gun to the titties Makin scared devils, move from my city with the strong-arm, fuck the long arm of the law Bitch count to ten and forget who you saw (hurry up) Had to clock her with the handle, cause your husband's a thief with an S&L scandal Don't feel bad if you're stuck up, ahhhh Nobody move, nobody get - shut the fuck up! I'm nervous, quick to serve this heat in yo' meat, make your blood skeet A nigga just tryin to get on his feet So hurry up rich bitch, before I twitch She said, "Don't rape me, and don't kill me" Nigga don't want to fuck, yo' filthy ass Just give me the cash and we good All I wanna do is rob you on my way to the hood [Chorus] [Chorus: Ice Cube] All my niggaz love (the adventures of) All my niggaz love (the adventures of) All my niggaz love (the adventures of.. .. robbin hood, cause it ain't all good) All my niggaz love (the adventures of) All my niggaz love (the adventures of) All my niggaz love (the adventures of.. .. robbin hood, cause ain't SHIT good, YEAH!) "You know somethin Robin?" [x8] "You know somethin Robin? You're takin too many chances." "You must be joking!" "You're takin too many chances." "You must be joking!"