[ Предположительная тональность: G ] C Bm I really was born at 9:29 AM on 9/29 C G You think I'm lying but I'm, I'm being dead serious Bm C G Okay, I'll prove it [Verse] Bm Well, who Am I? I'm almost 25 C G Can't remember half the time that I've been alive Bm 'Cause half was in a cheap apartment C G And half was on the Eastside (Eastside) Bm They said don't meet your heroes, they're all fuckin' weirdos G And God knows that they were right Bm Because nobody loves you, they just try to fuck you G Then put you on a feature on the B-Side Bm And who Do you call when it's late at night? C G When the headlines just don't paint the picture right Bm When you look at yourself on a screen and say C G "Oh my God, there's no way that's me" Bm And I, I quit smoking, well recently, I tried C G And I bought another house, and I never Go outside Bm And I remember this girl with pink hair in Detroit C G Well, she told me Bm She said, "Ashley, you gotta promise us that you won't die C G 'Cause we need you," and honestly, I think that she lied Bm And I remember the names of every single kid I've met C G But I forget half the people who I've gotten in bed Bm And I've stared at the sky in Milwaukee G And hoped that my father would finally call me Bm And it's just these things that I'm thinkin' for hours G And I'm pickin' my hair out in clumps in the shower Bm Lost the love of my life to an ivory powder C G But then I realize that I'm no higher power Bm That I wasn't in love then, and I'm still not now C G And I'm so happy I figured that out Bm I've got a long way to Go until self-preservation G Think my moral compass is on a vacation Bm And I can't believe I still feed my fucking temptation G I'm still looking for my salvation [Chorus] Bm G Soft and slow, watch the minutes Go Bm C G Bm Count out loud, so we know you don't keep 'em for yourself C G Watch the minutes Go Bm C G Count out loud, so we know you don't keep 'em for yourself [Interlude] Bm G I think I have a confession to make, I feel like (So we know you don't) G I need to say that I was really born at 9:26 Bm C I saw my birth certificate, and I'm a liar G And I'm a fucking liar N.C. Soft and slow, watch the minutes Go N.C. Count out loud, so we know you don't keep 'em for yourself