We're asking if we can have six in If not, we'll have to have two You're coming up our end, aren't you? So I'll get one with you Oh, won't he let us have six in? Especially not with the food He could've just told us no though He didn't have to be rude You see her with the green dress? She talked to me at the bar Well, how come it's already two pound fifty? We've only gone about a yard Didn't ya see she were gorgeous She were beyond belief But this lad at the side drinking a Smirnoff ice Came and paid for her Tropical Reef And I'm sitting going backwards and I didn't want to leave I said, "It's High Green mate via Hillsborough, please" How funny was that sketch earlier Up near that taxi rank Oh, no, you would have missed it Think it was when you went to the bank These two lads squaring up proper shouting 'Bout who were next in the queue The kind of thing that would seem so silly But not when they've both had a few Well, calm down, temper, temper, you shouldn't get so annoyed Well you're acting like a silly little boy I know you wanted to be men and do some fighting in the street They said, "No surrender, no chance of retreat" I'm sittin in the taxi 'cause I didn't want to leave I said, "It's High Green mate, via Hillsborough, please" Well, drunken plots hatched to jump it Ask around, "Are ya sure?" Went for it but the red light was showing The red light indicates doors are secured