A wont a you a dance wit me at the annual all star a banquet A will a feel so fancy free at the annual all star a banquet Everyone in town will be lookin their best, Even Mrs. Selman with the one extra breast. Its a kind of a nite when ur feet match When u feel nearly 5 foot 3! They'll laugh and they'll dance and they'll pee in their pants Cuz there's a patch at the all star a banquet waiting for me!
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