i love this Tab it is so SO SO SO SO funny! Have Fun Guys.. HaHaHaHA!!! PEACE OUT EVERYBODY!!!! Tabbed By Sam Cody!! HAVE FUN WITH YOUR BADASS GUITAR SKILLS A chord E chord D chord E---0----- E---0------- E----2------ B---2------ B---0------- B----3------ g---2------ G---1------- G----2------ d---2------ D---2------- D----0------ c---o------ C---2------- C----0------ e---o----- E---0------- E----0------ [A] Put on your [E] yalmulka, [D] here comes [E] Hanukkah It¹s [A] so much [E] fun-akkah to [D] celebrate [E]Hanukkah, [A]Hanukkah [E]is the [D] Festival of [E] Lights, [A] Instead of one day of [E] presents, we have eight [D] crazy [E] nights. [A] When you feel like the only [E] kid in town with[D]out a Xmas [E]tree, [A] Here¹s a list of [E] people who are Jewish, [D] just like you and [E] me: [A] David Lee [E] Roth [D] lights the me[E]norrah, [A] So do James [E] Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the [D] late Dinah [E]Shore-ah [A] Guess who eats to[E]gether at the [D] Karnickey [E] Deli, [A] Bowzer from [E] Sha-na-na, and [D] Arthur Fonzer[E]relli. pause for giggle [A] Paul Newman¹s half [E] Jewish; [D] Goldie Hawn¹s half [E] too, [A] Put them to[E]gether--what a [D] fine lookin¹ [E] Jew! [Esus2] [E] [D] You don¹t need ³Deck the Halls² or ³Jingle Bell Rock² [E] Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish! [Esus] [A] Put on your [E] yalmulka, it¹s [D] time for [E] Hanukkah, The [A] owner of the Seattle Super[E]sonic-ahs [D] celebrates [E] Hanukkah. [A] O.J. [E] Simpson--[D] not a [E] Jew! But [A] guess who [E]is...Hall of [D] Famer--Rod [E]Carew--(he converted!) [Bm] [A] We got Ann [E] Landers and her [D] sister Dear Ab[E]by, [A] Harrison Ford¹s a [E] quarter Jewish--[D] not too [E] shabby! [A] Some people [E] think that [D] Ebeneezer [E] Scrooge is, Well, he¹s [A] not, but [E] guess who is: [D] All three [E] stooges. [Esus2] [E] [D] So many Jews are in show biz-- [E] Tom Cruise isn¹t, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [Esus2] [A] Tell your friend Ver[E]onica, it¹s [D] time you celebrate [E] Hanukkah I [A] hope I get a har[E]monica, on this [D] lovely, lovely [E] Hanukkah. So [A] drink your gin-and-[E]tonic-ah, and [D]smoke your mara[E]juanic-ah, If you [A] really, really [E]wanna-kah, Have a [D] happy, happy, [E] happy, happy [A] Hanukkah.