Too $hort - Blow Job Betty - Текст песни

Right about now in the place to be 
Too $hort baby 
Gettin' real funky with the motherfuckin' 
Dangerous Crew, bitch, with that old school 

Too $hort baby, I'm so hard 
Pimpin' these hoes on the boulevard 
But I'm not here to tell ya bout me 
I got a little story bout a nasty freak 
She's the kind of girl you think about in bed 
Blowjob Betty givin' real good head 
Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw 
Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw 
She could blow more head than a whale blows water 
Blowjob Betty make your dick get harder 
She's a one of a kind, a hell of a girl 
A trip and a half around the world 
Catch her gettin' busy, bitch wouldn't stop 
She's the kind of girl that'll make your toes pop 
Every time I used to see her, I would know what's up 
Blowjob Betty better blow me up 
I remember the day when I first met her 
Bitch kinda loose so I knew I'd get her 
Walked up to her said 
"my name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' for" 
Pimp is my game, I do it the best 
Hoe fuck with me, she don't get no rest 
Well after that, I G'ed the freak 
I used to stop by and fuck about twice a week 
And from the very first time I went to her house 
Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth 
$hort Dog'll get bitches anytime I wanna 
Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils 
Only stick it in about half way back 
Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck 
Niggas always sayin' how they fucked that bitch 
But I'm the only nigga that the bitch made rich 
Like any other tramp she loved to fuck 
With any motherfucker got nuts to suck 
I spit game to the bitch, just like this 
Why you runnin' round suckin' all that dick for no money? 
It didn't take long to stay true to the game 
And get my pimpin' on 
But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe 
Bitch ain't about money and she'll never know how to get it 
Blowjob Betty was dumb 
A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum 
She made money for a minute but she loved the sex 
So I cut the bitch loose like a old school 'vette 

6 months later, I'm still a pimp, I'm still a player 
One night at a club, she was puttin' in work 
All you had to do was step up to her 
She was in the bathroom sayin' one at a time 
Wasn't my bitch but she still was fine 
So I went in the back room, seen the bitch 
Slapped her on the head, said, "you ready to switch?" 
And to the players out there 
Instantly, Blowjob Betty started servin' me 
Cause the player I am to the day I'm dead 
I was sittin' on the sink gettin' some head 
It was all so good and much too true 
One young freak and a whole damn crew 
But then I shot that fatal nut 
Must of knocked that bitch on her butt 
She couldn't even breathe, she was holdin' her throat 
Me and my homies just hit the door 
My homeboy said "$hort don't worry" 
But that next day I read this story 
A young girl died just last night 
She choked on sperm in her windpipe 
It was on her face, her neck, and chest 
And we're sorry to say there's no suspect 
When I saw that my brain clicked 
I bust a nut and killed a bitch 
It might sound sick, it might be petty 
But ya never been sucked by Blowjob Betty! 

Beeyatch! 
Yeah hoe, y'all niggas don't know though, that's it