[ Предположительная тональность: Bb ] This is about a um...I'd kinda reached the end of an emotional cul de sac one particular evening um. It's a strange sort of evening, I ending up at a little fine old place called 'The Three little Pigs'. Well I was staring at the beer nuts and the swizzle sticks and the, the three little pigs and I was getting a lot of visual and verbal insubordination from a double knit character in the corner. Intro: Eb7M9 | Cm7 | F9 | Bb | single notes Bb C D VERSE 1: Eb7M9 Cm7 F9 Warm beer and cold women, I just don't fit in Bb Every Joint I stumbled into tonight Eb s.n. Bb C D That's just how it's been. Eb Cm7 All these double knit strangers with F9 Bb Gin and vermouth, and recycled stories Eb s.n. Eb F G In the naugahyde booths. Ab Bb E7M9 Cm7 And the platinum blondes, and tobacco brunettes, F9 I'll just be drinkin to forget you babe, Bb Eb s.n. Eb F G I'll lite another cigarette. Ab Bb E7M9 Cm7 And the band's playin' something by Tammy Wynette, F9 Bb Eb s.n. Bb C D And the drinks are on me tonight. Eb7M9 Cm7 F9 all my conversations now I'll just be talkin' about you baby Bb Eb s.n. Bb C D ah, borin' some sailor as I try to get through Eb Cm7 I just want him to listen now F9 I said that's all you have to do Bb he said I'm better off without you Eb s.n. Eb F G till I showed him my tattoo Ab Bb E7M9 Cm7 now the moon's rising ain't got no time to lose F9 time to get down to drinking Bb Eb s.n. Eb F G tell the band to play the blues Ab Bb E7M9 Cm7 drink's are on me, I'll buy couple rounds F9 Bb Eb s.n. Bb C D at the last ditch attempt saloon instrumental verse Eb7M9 Cm7 F9 Warm beer and cold women, oh I just don't fit in Bb Every Joint I stumbled into tonight Eb s.n. Bb C D That's just how it's been. Eb Cm7 All these double knit strangers with F9 Bb Gin and vermouth, and receding hairlines Eb s.n. Eb F G In the naugahyde booths. Ab Bb E7M9 Cm7 And the platinum blondes, tobacco brunettes, F9 I'll just be drinkin to forget you babe, Bb Eb s.n. Eb F G I'll lite menthol cigarette. Ab Bb E7M9 Cm7 And the band's playin' something by Johnny Barnett, F9 Bb Eb s.n. Bb C D at the last ditch attempt saloon