Well Frank settled down in the Valley And hung his wild years On a nail that he drove through His wife's forehead He sold used office furniture Out there on San Fernando Road And assumed a $30,000 loan At 15 1/4 % and put down payment On a little two bedroom place His wife was a spent piece of used jet trash Made good bloody marys Kept her mouth shut most of the time Had a little Chihuahua named Carlos That had some kind of skin disease And was totally blind. They had a Thoroughly modern kitchen