Will you buy a fine dog, with a hole in his head? With a dildo, dildo, dildo; Muffs, cuffs, ribatos, and fine sisters' thread, With a dildo, dildo; I stand not on points, pins, periwigs, combs, glasses, Gloves, garters, girdles, busks, for the brisk lasses; But I have other dainty tricks, Sleek stones and potting sticks, With a dildo, diddle, dildo; And for a need my pretty pods, Amber, civet, and musk cods, With a dildo, with a diddle, dildo!