Oingo Boingo - Piggies - Текст песни

Piggy met baby in a disco bar 

Baby said, what a cute little piggy you are 

when he took one look at her rocket tits 

he smiled real wide and said "Baby, you're it" 


Piggy said baby won't you come with me 

my little place is three steps away 

Piggy gonna take us both to paradise 

he said "Come on little baby, won't you please be nice" 


So Piggy and Baby sauntered into his crib 

said, "here it is baby, this is where I live" 

won't you take a load off, can I fix you a drink 

baby turned real slowly and said, "Piggy you stink" 


Piggy said baby, do you have a smoke? 

Baby said no, she was tryin to quit 

Piggy was speechless for a couple of beats 

when his jaw dropped open and he said... "shit" 


Now Piggy and Baby had some swingin times 

and though piggy was stupid, 

baby sure didn't mind 

baby said, "lets go straight to the stars" 

and Piggy said 

"huh? .... whatever" 


Baby and Piggy took a walk in the park 

it seems that Piggy was in kind of a fix 

he owed seven bills to a couple of sharks 

who were gettin kind of itchy in their finger-tips 


So they figured it was best to clear out for a while 

Piggy had lots of friends, or so he would boast 

and his little piggy habit was kind of out of control 

so they packed up his Lincoln, and head for the coast 


Baby started smokin again on the way 

Piggy's little habit was making him sweat 

so they stopped off in Vegas for a couple of days 

to scam some cash up and make a few bets 


They went and shacked up in a place on the strip 

Piggy made some calls and Baby got sick 

Baby turned to Piggy with a desparate plea 

"C'mon Piggy, you know what we need" 


But the problem, you see, was that they were broke as shit 

so Piggy asked Baby if she'd turn a few tricks 

she argued at first, but she finally agreed 

with a couple of shiners, she hit the street 


Now Piggy felt good, and piggy felt mean 

and Piggy was high on his self esteem 

so he pulled out his piece, in front of a cop 

but the cop said "Fuck you" and Piggy got popped