(Performed by Virginia O'Brian) [Girl] A fine romance, with no kisses A fine romance, my friend this is We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes A fine romance, you won't nestle A fine romance, you won't wrestle I might as well play bridge With my old maid aunt I haven't got a chance This is a fine romance [Guy] A fine romance, with no kisses A fine romance, my friend this is We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder But we just fizz like parts of a Seidlitz powder (*) Yes, a fine romance, with no glitches A fine romance, with no bitches You're just as hard to land as the 'Isle de France' I haven't got a chance
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