Gray, Michael - Blue Whale - текст песни (слова)

Blue Whale!
 Oh I've been contemplating
 The hype of the holidays
 And all those marketers baiting their hooks for the Christmas craze
 Now ads intend to strangle you
 And tell you what to buy
 Well I've got a little angle too on a gift that will satisfy:
 
 Go get a blue whale and name it after me
 I want a silver tag mounted dorsally,
 Go get a blue whale, name it after me.
 Blue whale, name a blue whale after me,
 No big red bow or mistletoe,
 Or lights in a plastic tree
 Just put my name on a big blue whale
 In the middle of the sea!
 
 You could have my D.N.A. frozen
 Or send my blood into space
 You could plant my genes in the ozone but it won't put a smile on my face
 I want something more exotic
 Than the latest techno toy
 A gift slightly macrobiotic that the whole fam'ly can enjoy:
 
 Go get a blue whale and name it after me
 I want a silver tag mounted dorsally,
 Go get a blue whale, name it after me.
 Blue whale, name a blue whale after me,
 No jingle bells or turkey smells,
 Or reindeer learning how to ski
 Just put my name on a big blue whale
 In the middle of the sea!
 
 Now I'm as much of a consumer as the primate in the mall
 But I think I believe the rumour that commercials are running it all
 Let them say that I'm backwards or silly but I won't be an indentur'd elf
 I want a gift that can free more than Willie, at the same time promote myself.
 
 Go get a blue whale and name it after me
 I want a silver tag mounted dorsally,
 Go get a blue whale, name it after me.
 Blue whale, name a blue whale after me,
 No Christmas cheer or lov'd ones dear
 Or nothing that isn't for me
 Just slap a plaque on the back of a big blue whale.