A musical in three acts by XTC Cast of characters GRAHAM, a teenager MOTHER, a busy housewife FATHER, a conservative husband POLICEMAN, a young constable SCENE: A kitchen in suburbia, one bright Saturday morning ACT ONE Narrator: The insect-headed worker-wife will hang her waspies on the Line. Her husband burns his paper, sucks his pipe while studying Their cushion-floor, his viscous poly-paste breath comes out. Their Wall-paper world is shattered by his shout. A boy in blue is busy Banging out a headache on the kitchen door. All the while Graham Slept on, dreaming of a world where he could do just what he wanted To. Mother and Father (in unison): No thugs in our house, are there dear? We made that clear, we made little Graham promise us he'd be a good Boy. No thugs in our house, are there dear? We made that clear, we Made little Graham promise us he'd be a good boy. ACT TWO Narrator: The young policeman who just can't grow a moustache will Open up his book, and spoil their breakfast with reports of Asians who Have been so badly kicked. Policeman: Is this your son's wallet I've got here? He must have Dropped it after too much beer! Mother: Oh, officer, we can't believe our little angel is the one
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