[ Предположительная тональность: E ] Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced E I play in a band A E We're the best in the land B We're big in both Chelsea and France A E I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar A E B There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance E A E So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty B These other gals mean nothing to me A E Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night A E C#m 'Cause I'm more than a handful you'll see [Chorus:] A E So kiss me, I'm shitfaced A E B A and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers, E She kissed me! F#m A E And I only bought her one round E I can bench press a car A E I'm an ex football star B with degrees from both Harvard and Yale A E Girls just can't keep up A E I'm a real love machine A E B I've had far better sex while in jail E I designed the Sears tower A E I make two grand an hour B I cook the world's best duck flambe A E I'll take the pick of the litter A E girls jockey for me A E C#m I don't need these lines to get laid [Chorus] E I'm the man of the night A E A real ladies delight B See, my figure was chiseled from stone A E A E One more for the gal then I'll escort her home A E B Come last call, I'm never alone E A E I own a house on the hill with a red water bed B It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame A E A E With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars A E C#m I'm just here in this dump for the game [Chorus x2] Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'? E I'm a pitiful sight A E And I ain't all that bright B I'm definitely not chiseled from stone A E I'm a cheat and a liar A E No woman's desire A B E I'll probably die cold and alone E But just give me a chance A Cause deep down inside B I swear I got a big heart of gold E I'm a monogamous man A No more one night stands B Come on, honey, let me take you home [Chorus x4]
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