One day a funny kind of man Came walking down this street He wore a shoe upon his head And hats upon his feet, He raised the shoe and smiled at me His manners were polite But never had I seen before such a funny sounding sight He said : «Allow me to present Your highness with a rose» An taking out a current bun He held it to my nose Staggered back against the wall And the I answered : «well, I never saw a rose with such A funny looking smell». He the began to sing a song Mmmmmm......................... and sat down on the ground You never heard in all your life Such a funny feeling sound «My friend, why do you wear 2 hats upon your feet?» I said He turned the other way about And hopped on his head.
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