Harry Freakin Potter
Intro: F (...the "dudududududududu") F C You're Harry Freakin' Potter! G You don't understand F you're a legend, man, G to us all! C Every son and daughter-- "SAFE!" G ... From You-Know-Who, F all because of you! G You were small, F Esus4 E but I wonder if you can recall... Am G Long story short, F this guy, Em "Voldemort" Dm was super cruel... F G "Voldemort?" gasp "SHHH!!!" Am G F ... Tried to kill you & your parents, Em Dm F G and this is where it gets intensely cool... Am F Even though you were a tiny little boy, Am F you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed Am F G this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell.... F C You're Harry Freakin' Potter! G F We don't prefer Gandalf, G Merlin, or Oz, C You're a whole lot hotter! G With that lighting scar, F G you're a superstar to us all! F Esus4 E If we're in trouble we know who to call! A E D E (however many times you want) C#sus4 C# F# You're Harry Freakin' Potter! C# I wouldn't wince at all, B C# you're invincible to all harm! F# Like Betty Crocker--[Oooh!] C# ... I wanna eat you up! B No one'll beat you up C# with that charm! B Remember, Harry, kid, C# you're the Boss, Eb you're the King, Ab you're the Bomb! Abm F# But this is all so sad, E Ebm I mean, my Mom and Dad C#m E F# were killed, long ago...(Long ago they died!) Abm F# ... I wanna be psyched, E Ebm but being unliked C#m E F# is all I know...(All he knows, that's why-) Abm E I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate, Abm E an opportunity eleven years late... Abm E I guess it's time for me step up to the plate F# Ab and show 'em that I'm something great! F# C# I'm Harry Freakin' Potter! Ab I'll do what I can F# Ab if what you say I am is true! C# I can't be bothered Ab by my awful past, F# I've found at last C# Ab something I can do, Eb Bb so it's time I knew C# Eb exactly who I am... Ab A Bb I'm Harry Freakin' Potter! Ab A Bb You're Harry Freakin' Potter! Ab A Bb I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter-- Eb Ab A Bb Ab A Bb ... And I'm the Man! Eb [spoken] "HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"