Uh ha ha, ha ha Uh mmm mmm, mmm mmm Uh ha ha, ha ha Uh mmm mmm, mmm mmm Uh ha ha, ha ha Uh mmm mmm, mmm mmm Uh ha ha, ha ha So tell me When you took the Practice Scholastic Aptitude Test did you know the answers or did you guess? You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans and act all urban to jack up your soundscan, what's the matter with you? How come you rhyme monosyllabically, is atrophy shrinking your entire vocabulary? Your style's like garbage cans, meant to be taken out on a weekly basis Ever since your first record you've been in a state of suspended animation You look like Snuffalupagous and australopithecus, me, cray, you, abacus But enough about you, let's talk about me and how single-handedly I redefined the science of radio astronomy Making Noble Prize winners question their notions of reality Oh but I digress, you play Sorry and I play chess Queen's pawn to E3, checkmate go get some percasets Uh ha ha, ha ha Careful with that mic Weezie Do you really think it's that easy? Mmm, this is really good ice cream, you want some of it? Oh my bad, I didn't know you were lactose intolerant Makes you pass gas, frightens all the girls away The only friends you keep are those you pay Always on the ready for the whack snack attack I carry sandwiches around in a straight-edge style Jansport backpack Got the gadget Q gave Bond, control your mind, make you jump in a pond Quack quack, flap your arms leave you confused but completely unharmed Uh ha ha, ha ha Careful with that mic Weezie Do you really think it's that easy? Do you really think it's true? That up above they can't hear you Uh ha ha, ha ha Now look here Both you and I know the past ten years have been rather intense I'm ashamed to admit that I've been fooled by the seductions of violence People walkin around with ugly auras and at times I'm even tempted to seek the advice of Dr. Laura But I ignore her And I take a deep breath and count to ten Ain't gonna let it get under my skin Take a deep breath and count to ten Think of all the nice places that I have been Like back when I was waging peace against the visigoths I was tutored in the ancient mysteries by a wisened philosoph Learned the polyrhythm of celestial time, and wait for the one to come and get it done, to finish the rhyme Uh ha ha Careful with that mic Weezie Do you really think it's that easy? Do you really think it's true? That up above they can't hear you Uh ha ha, ha ha Mmm hmm, mmm hmm Uh ha ha, ha ha Mmm hmm Uh ha ha, ha ha Mmm hmm, mmm hmm Uh ha ha, ha ha
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