[ Предположительная тональность: G ] [Intro] (spoken) I feel like hip hop Used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know? And now it's become, at least in the mainstream, A symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility. So I figure, If you can't beat 'em, Join 'em. [Verse 1] G Hittin' the club up vip D I got a fake mustache and a fake id. Em I look like Wooly Willy C With a really wooly willy. G And I bypass the bouncer, D Pass by an ex and I flex and bounce her, wowser. Em Look at all of Bo's hoes C Looking for a ride on Bo's hose. G D And I spot a little Latino, booty so big call it Oprah's ego. Em C We go to it, through it, she says, "Dios mía mi amigo!" G D Pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and I bust in the back of ya. Em C Swallow bitch, there's people starving in Africa! [Chorus] G Single every single day D Do it every single way Em Make the single ladies say C Oooh Bo G And if I were gay, D Though I swear I'm straight, Em I'd make the fellas say... [Verse 2] G You're an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top, D But careful, cherry, 'cause I'm the King of Pop. Em Pop pop pop goes my weasel, C Now ya looking like Jackson Pollock's easel. G My suggestion is: D You don't blow 'til you know what congestion is, Em Swallow when you know what digestion is. C Follow Bo, the only question is: G Have you been splattered before D By the mad-hatter matador? Em Cake-batter never more C It don't matter whether you're G Spanish, French, D Swedish or Cambodian, Em C I'll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon. [Chorus with slightly different ending] G Single every single day D Do it every single way Em Make the single ladies say C Oooh Bo G And if I were gay, D Though I swear I'm straight, Em I'd make the fellas say C Oooh Bo G Oh Bo-o, D ooh Bo, Bo Em A-a-Oooh Bo, C Oooh Bo, G D Oooh Bo G You think that you can handle me? D Girl, don't make me laugh. Em I said my junk is bipolar C It'll split you in half (yea). G And if you're lucky, D I might just bring you home, Em And I'll have you going down C Like you're growin' an extra chromosome. G And when you grab me, D Don't grab me by my buns Em C 'Cause I got a bad case of the ru-ruunnnns. G D I got the runs Em C I got the ru-you-you-uuuns [Chorus] G Single every single day D Do it every single way Em Make the single ladies say C Oooh Bo G And if I were gay, D Though I swear I'm straight, Em I'd make the fellas say C Oooh Bo [Bridge] (play G D Em C throughout) (Spoken) I wanna break it down for ya'll I came from the streets, with nothin' Now I'm makin' hit records For my people still livin' in the streets, Still livin' in poverty, I wanna tell you I'm doin' this for you. My success is your success. And I know you may be thinkin', Hey, if you really believe that, Why don't you use some of your money To help rebuild the neighborhood Instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski? And to that I say (uh, chorus is comin' up): [Chorus] G Single every single day D Do it every single way Em Make the single ladies say C Oooh Bo G And if I were gay, D Though I swear I'm straight Em I'd make the fellas say C Unh Unh! [Verse 3] G You gotta fume like a tuna, D I'll smell ya later. Em I met a fat chick C And fucked her in an elevator. G D It was wrong on so many levels. Em C It was wrong on so many le-le-le-levels. G D It was wrong on so many levels (unh). Em C D It was wrong on, it was wrong on, it was wrong on [Chorus with key change] A Single every single day E Do it every single way F#m Make the single ladies say D Oooh Bo A And if I were gay, E Though I swear I'm straight, F#m I'd make the fellas say D Oooh A Single every single E Do it every single F#m Pop that single like a Pringle jingle D Oooh Bo A This song's almost completed E All this little ditty needed F#m Instrument that's double reeded: D The oboe [Outro] A D F#m D
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