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Bo Burnham
My "Little" Secret


Intro

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People think im tall, you probably do too,
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Cause i got a big hat size and a 16 shoe.
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As tall as a tree, but as wide as a twig,
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To top it all off, my weener is a...tiny
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It doesnt make any sense, its only 2 1/2
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Whenever i'm naked even asians laugh (sry)
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It'll be like nothing youve ever felt
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Im the only guy who needs a condom belt...(what?)


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Please dont be mean, please dont be a jerk
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Ive tried all those pills trust me they dont work.
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If girth was a virtue, I'd end up in hell,
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Right now I'm erect, and you can't even tell.
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I hate myself, Why isnt it long?
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Did my circumcision go horribly wrong?
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When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob,
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"I can only give you a finger-job"


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I wanna be the stud, now i'm the stooge.
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It wouldn't be wierd, if my balls weren't so huge.
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I guess it would be great if i was hung like a horse,
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But i gotta let nature take its course...
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just kidding im huge.