mtv makes me wanna smoke crack fall out of the window and I'm never comin back mtv makes me wanna get high can't get a ride no matter how I try and everything's perfect and everything's bright and everyone's perky and everyone's uptight I love those videos I watch 'em all day........ (what's the problem?) uh...I dunno just stop the tape... (lounge act) mtv whoa! makes me wanna smoke crack fly out the window and I'm never comin' back mtv makes me wanna get high as the moon like a rubber balloon aww get that squeegee everything's wonderful everything's grand everything's swinging all across the land you know it bust out the biscuits strike up the band play those videos every woman and man cuz mtv, whoa! makes me wanna smoke crack fly out the window and I'm never comin back mtv makes me wanna get high as a kite gettin all uptight take it aww yeah fake it till ya make it right about now steppin into a cold ass fashion aww yeah weedwack that thing I work down at the video store makin some change with a sparkle in my step and a smile on my face condominiums risin above and those video's are better than love yeah! mtv! mtv! check! mtv makes me wanna smoke crack!