Performed by adam sandler and rob schneider [line of people talking] Hey man, let me in there first -go ahead man, take it easy Thanks, I really gotta pee [open door, close door] [unzip pants] [start pissin..........groaning....] Oh man [.....] Ohhh yeah [.....] Ahhhh [......stop briefly] Ahh [start pissing again..] Oh man [........] Oh man [...............] Oh man [.......gets louder] Oh man [..........and louder] Oh man!! [............as loud as a hose] Oh man!!! oh.. [...........] Oh no! [........] Oh man! [...............slows down] Ahhh [stops] Ahhhhhh...there ya go [fart! starts pissing loudly again] Oh! oh man! [..............] Oh my god! [banging on the door] [pissing slows down to dribble] I'll be out in a minute! [....dribbling...] Oh..oh my [stops] Oh...oh thank god [zips up pants] [pisses in pants] Awwww man! [people laughing] -hey man, you pissed in your pants I know -so did i I guess that makes us piss pals [horrible annoying laughter] [rasberry]
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