Performed by adam sandler and tara Transcribed by big brother. [setting: a restaurant with music playing in the background] And now the excited southerner proposes to a girl. Girl: you wanted to ask me something? Excited southerner: yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted to say that you're -- very pretty girl, and i, I -- hoo -- you'the -- we've known each other for so long now, and-uh, it's ab Ime that the two of us -- we're both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don't want to die alone, I -- tell you that much -- hoo -- getting ahead of myself -- got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, conce E on what I'm trying to get across to you right now, hoo, I mean, whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband, you don't have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there, I'm, the-, i'm, I'm -- hoo, honeymoon in the poconos, with the -- hoo, woo hoo -- sex optional -- you don't have to do what you don't want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you're going to love m D that -- that's fi-- til death do us part i, we'll get the chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset -- no prenuptial agree -- Girl: look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? because I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment. Excited southerner: coooooo.
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