Performed by rob schneider And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher. [lecturing] Zinc is by far the best element. I also like plutonium. It's just fun to say. Plutonium. [sound of someonee walking towards him] How's your plutonium? Good, thank you. Excuse me! Hello! the office is closed. so, if you wouldn't mind,.. sir, what are you doing? Hey! get off of me! [beating sounds] You're breaking the beakers! [beating sounds] Those are my best goggles! [beating sounds]
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