A musical in three acts by XTC Cast of characters GRAHAM, a teenager MOTHER, a busy housewife FATHER, a conservative husband POLICEMAN, a young constable SCENE: A kitchen in suburbia, one bright Saturday morning ACT ONE Narrator: The insect-headed worker-wife will hang her waspies on the Line. Her husband burns his paper, sucks his pipe while studying Their cushion-floor, his viscous poly-paste breath comes out. Their Wall-paper world is shattered by his shout. A boy in blue is busy Banging out a headache on the kitchen door. All the while Graham Slept on, dreaming of a world where he could do just what he wanted To. Mother and Father (in unison): No thugs in our house, are there dear? We made that clear, we made little Graham promise us he'd be a good
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