Weird Al Yankovic - Everything You Know Is Wrong - аккорды

[ Предположительная тональность: D ]

A more simplified version of an extremely complicated song (no reference intended)


Standard tuning:

Intro:  D  C  G   A    A7 A7

D                    G       A      D
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
             G     A        Bm
with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
     E               A
when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
             G                                 D/F#
popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
                  G     A               D
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?
             G      A
Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?
         Bm                     E
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
           A                  A7
I probably would have kept on guessing
                                        Bm
but about that time we crashed into the truck
                  E7                    A
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
            D           Em            G
finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
    A             A7
who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Chorus 1:

D      G        A         D
  Everything you know is wrong
                       G         A        Bm
  Black is white, up is down and short is long
                                      E
  And everything you thought was just so
            A
  important doesn't matter
D      G        A         D
  Everything you know is wrong
                  C#        F#m  Bm
  Just forget the words and sing along
                   E
  All you need to understand is
     G           A       F    G
  Everything you know is wrong


Verse 2:

I was walkin' to the kitchen
for some Golden Grahams
when I accidentally stepped
into an alternate dimension
and soon I was abducted by
some aliens from space
who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
and they took some polaroids and said I was
a darn good sport
and as a way of saying thank you
they offered to transport me back to any
point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last
Thursday night
so I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling

Chorus 2:

D      G        A         D
  Everything you know is wrong
                       G         A        Bm
  Black is white, up is down and short is long
                                      E
  And everything you thought was just so
            A
  important doesn't matter
D      G        A         D
  Everything you know is wrong
                  C#        F#m  Bm
  Just forget the words and sing along
                   E
  All you need to understand is
     G           A         D
  Everything you know is wrong


[Instrumental Interlude]

Accordion Solo:
G    E    F#  G  A

Baritone Saxophone Solo:
Cm     F   G   Am     Bb      Am      Bb      G       C

Guitar Solo:
Dm   Eb  F   Gb   Am   Bb   G   C   A7 (two strums)

Verse 3:

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
when I got a nasty papercut
and, well, to make a long story short
it got infected and I died
so now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by
the pearly gates
and it's obvious he doesn't like the
Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
for all eternity
and every day he runs by screaming

Chorus 3:

D      G        A         D
  Everything you know is wrong
                       G         A        Bm
  Black is white, up is down and short is long
                                      E
  And everything you thought was just so
            A
  important doesn't matter
D      G        A         D
  Everything you know is wrong
                  C#        F#m  Bm
  Just forget the words and sing along
                   E
  All you need to understand is
     G           A
  Everything you know is wrong