Weird Al Yankovic - Amoeba - Текст песни

The Amoeba is so small you need
 A microscope to see one
 It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede,
 I'd rather see then be one
They never sing or laugh or talk
 Or eat fondeaux or ciche
 And if you take one for a walk
 You need a tiny leash
I know the thing must have a brain 
 Although I couldn't tell you where
 It sure must be an awful pain
 To be so unicellular