Ween - Mister Would You Please Help My Pony_ (Ii) - Текст песни

[studio version appears on "Chocolate & Cheese"] 

Alright, this is a song - what the fuck was that? - 
This is from "Chocolate & Cheese", this is a - this is a song 
That we wrote uh - 
I don't know, probably when we wrote the rest of the songs 
From "Chocolate & Cheese" 
It's about a little boy and his pony 
Yeah! 
Sick little pony, coughing up snot 
And uh- can't seem to diagnose the diagnosis 
Ha, ha, ha! 
It's called "Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?" 
Thank you! By Ween. 

Two Three Four! 

Mister, would you please help my pony? 
He's over there behind the tree 
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him? 
I think it's his lung 

Mister would you please help my pony? 
He's over there lookin' at me 
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him? 
I think it's his lung 

Mister, would you please help my pony? 
He's down and he ain't gettin' up 
He coughed up snot in the driveway 
And I think his lung's fucked up 

Pony, Pony, Pony 

Mister, would you please help my pony? 
He's over there lookin' at me 
He can't talk because he's a pony 
I think it's his lung 

Mister, would you please help my pony? 
He's down and he ain't gettin' up 
He coughed up snot in the driveway 
And I think his lung's fucked up 

That was pretty good... 
That was one of the better versions of "Pony" I've heard all week