[interpolation of prince's "shockadelica" and "alphabet street", with extra lyrics by ween] Whooa, yeah, whoa, whoa, yeah Yeah yeah yeah, ahhhhhh, whoa, whoa, yeah The lights go out, the smell of doom I'll bet is creeping into your lonely room The bed's on fire, your fate is sealed And you're so tired, and the reason is camille-mille Shockadelica The girl must be a witch She's got your mind, body, and soul hitched Shockadelica You need a second opinion But she never wears a stitch So you can't take her home, she's got you tied with a golden rope She won't let you play your guitar And when you've cried enough Maybe she'll let you up For a nasty ride in her shockadeli-car Gonna make you beg! Gonna make you beg Gonna make you spread your leg Gonna want it, gonna get it And you'll never regret it [unintelligible rap] Talk to me lover, come on tell me what you taste Didn't your mama tell you life is to good to waste? Didn't she tell you that lovesexy was the glam of them all? If you can hang, you can trip on it You surely won't fall No side effects and the feeling last forever Straight up - it tastes good It makes you feel clever You kiss your enemies like you know you should Then you jerk your body like a horny pony would You jerk your body like a horny pony would Now run and tell your mama about that! Let me lick your pussy, let me lick your cunt Let me eat your body, baby, let me make you squeal and grunt Let me show you how to please me baby Let me show you how to tease me baby Baby baby babe get down on your knees Let me lick your pussy Let me lick your pussy Let me lick your pussy Come on baby, i got somethin' to say Let me lick your pussy I wanna say i wanna lick your pussy Let me lick your pussy I ain't messin' around - i ain't messin' around I'm sayin' baby Let me lick your pussy Let me lick your pussy Let me lick your pussy Oh baby, come here, let me tell you somethin' How's your pussy baby? Now we've all got something, you know what i mean? You've got your pussy Right there between your legs, baby You know what it is, don't you? it's a pussy! Oooh yeah! You know what i wanna do what that pussy, baby? You know what i wanna do? Yeah, don't you, don't you, baby Take it out, wanna take it to town Make it feel good for me, bring it back to my place Then i'm gonna...can you imagine baby? Let me lick your pussy, oohooohooh Let me lick your pussy, let me lick your pussy Let me lick your pussy, oooh baby Let me lick, let me lick, let me lick your pussy Come here baby! First we'll take a bath Then i'll get my towel, baby I'll wrap you up - i'm gonna wrap you up in my towel, baby You know what i'm gonna do then I just wanna say - you know baby, i could give a great massage Oh, you can, gener? I say, yeah baby, i give you a massage like, like thirteen kings, baby Oh, gener! I say, what you got between your legs, baby? What does that have to do with a massage, baby? You know, you know what i really want...it's your pussy baby I wanna lick your pussy baby Yeah, you know what i'm saying You know what i'm saying You got me going baby Oh, you got me going like i never thought i'd go before Shit baby! come here! let me lick your pussy! Let me lick your pussy, baby Let me lick your pussy! Take it, deaner!