This is how i play it Intro Bb D Gm Bb F Verse D Gm I have been in this line of work for a long time D Gm And I have never seen anything so strange and so peculiar D Its all so deranged Gm see for yourself Ladies and gentelmen of the jury D step right up and see the freak Gm we caught him red handed down by the morgue where he sleeps D and if you think that "That's disgusting" wait til you hear this Gm I never can do it justice F Chorus Dead girls like me Bb D Gm Can't you see? Bb F Bridge have you ever tasted love like this? Bb D Gm cool and smooth Bb F ... There's no pain and there's no pressure Bb no humiliation D there's no fear and there's no shame Gm there's no pulse now is it so strange? Bb F You can use Gm instead of some A# if you like.