I see a damsel In danger and distress I see that she is pretty I see a young girl Dressed in a dirty dress I see that she is pretty Mirror mirror on the wall Who's the fairest one of all I see a fat girl With her hair in a mess I see that she is pretty I see a proud girl She's pregnant I would guess I see that she is pretty Mirror mirror on the wall Who's the fairest one of all Mirror mirror do not fail Who deserves to go to jail I see the school girls Dressed in their Sunday best I see that they are pretty I see the wagon trains Of pioneer women heading west I see that they are pretty Mirror mirror on the wall Who's the fairest one of all Creature creature, here the plan
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