Your The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
this is another song my parents just love. c is for conway and l is for louretta i think just incase if you wanted to sing/standard tuning. A C : You're the reason I'm a-ridin' around on recapped tyres. A - A7 L : And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires. D You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'. E Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin', and money ain't ev'rythin', E7 A but I love you just the same. A C : You're the reason I've changed to beer from soda pop. A - A7 L : And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop. CHORUS D A I guess that we won't ever have everything we need, B7 E - - - - - -E7 - - - cause when we get "ahead", it's got another mouth to feed. A L : And that's the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone. A - A7 C : And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb. CHORUS conversation L : Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave and put on a clean pair of pants? C : But Loretta, look at yourself. Now I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair and go put on a little makeup and get out of that housecoat before supper. L : Ha, well, let me tell you something, Conway, considerin' everything that I went through today, I look like a movie star. C : Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzie. L : Thankyee. C : Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway. L : Oh they did, huh? What about's the ones that's bald? C : Ha ha ha, well, I guess you could say they take after me ..