That's Entertainment Tony Bennett (Howard Deitz/Arthur Schwartz) The clown with his pants falling down or the dance that's a dream of romance Or the scene where the villain is mean. That's entertainment! The lights on the lady in tights or the bride with a guy on the side, Or the ball where she gives him her all. That's entertainment! The plot can be hot, simply teeming with sex, A gay divorcee who is after her "ex". It can be Oedipus Rex, where a chap kills his father And causes a lot of bother. The clerk who is thrown out of work by the boss, Who is thrown for a loss by the skirt who is doing him dirt. The world is a stage, the stage is a world of entertainment.
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