Wrong Side of The Road
Bm Bbm Bm F# F#7 Bm Bbm Bm F# F#7 Bm F#7 Put a dead cat on the railroad tracks, Bm F#7 the Wolf-bains blooming by the tressels. E7 F#7 Get the eyeball of a rooster and the stones from a ditch E7 F#7 and wash 'em down with bilge water and say you'll never snitch. Bm F#7 Take the buttons from a yellow jacket, the feather from a buzzard. Bm F#7 The blood from the bounty hunters cold black heart. E7 F#7 Catch the tears of a widow in a thimble made of glass. E7 F#7 Tell your Mama and your Papa they can kiss your ass. Bm F#7 Poison all the water in the wishin' well Bm F#7 and hang all them scarecrows from a sycamore tree. E7 F#7 Burn down all them honeymoons put 'em in a pillow case E7 F#7 and wait next to the switch blades at the amusement park for me. Bm F#7 Strangle all the Christmas carolers, scratch out all the prayers. Bm F#7 Tie 'em up with barbed wire and push 'em down the stairs. E7 F#7 I'll whittle you a pistol for keepin' nightmares off your blinds. E7 F#7 Those sons 'o bitches always seem to sneak up from behind. Bm F#7 Syphon all the gas from your Daddys pick-up truck. Bm F#7 Fill up Johnnys T-Bird, I got a couple bucks. E7 F#7 Put on a little perfume, rap a ribbon in your hair. E7 F#7 Careful that you don't wake up the hounds. Bm F#7 Tear a bolt of lightning off the side of the sky. Bm F#7 Throw it in the cedar chest, if you want I'll tell you why. E7 F#7 Bring the gear shift knob from a 49 Merc. E7 F#7 Ly down here beside me and let me hold you in the dirt. Bm F#7 You're gonna tremble, tear the throat out of the night. Bm F#7 Sink your teeth into my shoulder, dig your nails into my back. E7 F#7 Tell that little girl to let go of my sleeve. E7 F#7 You'll be a woman when I catch you, come baby fall in love with me. Bm F#7 With my double barrel shotgun, a whole box of shells, Bm F#7 we'll celebrate the 4th of July. E7 F#7 We'll do a 100 mph spendin' someone elses dough. E7 F#7 Bm Drive all the way to Reno on the wrong side of the road. F#7 Bm F#7 Bm On the wrong side of the road. The wrong side of the road. F#7 Bm F#7 Bm The wrong side of the road. F#7 Bm F#7 Bm Bap doo da, bap doo da. Bap doo da, bap doo da. etc. There's a bit more going on in this song than is written here such as ? Bbm to Bm to Bm7 & ? F to F# to F#7 & E to E7 and such but this should help as a starter. Constructive criticism, correction and/or rating is appreciated. Enjoy!