Well who you callin moon pie, my real name is richard I live in a little town youve probably never been to before Theres a post office surrounded with gardenias And a pair of mud flaps waggling at my door I dont know what I want to say but somebodys got to help me Nobody knows Im here No please dont call me moon pie, my real name is richard My identity will disappear
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