The Wild West Is Where I Wanna Be
The Wild West Is Where I Wanna Be by Tom Lehrer Bb7 Eb6 Along the trail you'll find me lopin' Ab6 Eb6 Where the spaces are wide open, Ebdim Eb C6 F Bb7 In the land of the old A.E.C. (yea-hah!) Eb Where the scenery's attractive, Eb7 Ab F7 And the air is radio-active, Bb7 Eb Edim Bb7 Oh, the wild west is where I wanna be. Eb6 Mid the sagebrush and the cactus, Ab6 Eb I'll watch the fellas practice Ebdim Eb C7 F7 Bb7 Droppin' bombs through the clean desert breeze. Eb I'll have on my sombrero, Eb7 Ab F7 And of course I'll wear a pair o' Bb7 Eb6 Ab Abm6 Eb Levis over my lead B.V.D.'s. Eb7 Ab I will leave the city's rush, Bb7 Eb Bbm6 C7 Leave the fancy and the plush, Fm7 Fm7-5 Bb7 Leave the snow and leave the slush Eb And the crowds. Eb7 Ab I will seek the desert's hush, bB7 Eb Bbm6 C7 Where the scenery is lush, F7 How I long to see the mush- Bb7 Room clouds. Eb6 'mid the yuccas and the thistles Ab6 Eb I'll watch the guided missiles, Ebdim Eb C7 F7 Bb7 While the old F.B.I. watches me. (yea-hah!) Eb Yes, I'll soon make my appearance Eb7 Ab F7 (soon as I can get my clearance), Bb7 Eb6 AB Abm6 Eb 'cause the wild west is where I wanna be.