Ive Never Seen A Straight Banana
C G C I've seen lots of funny things in my time G C G But theres one thing I've been trying hard to get C G C For years and years and years I've kept on searching D G But I haven't had the luck to see one yet C Although I haven't seen one you all know the thing I mean D G And now Im going to tell you what it is I haven't seen C G C F I have never, never,never,never C G C I've never seen a straight banana G I've searched quite a bit C But I must admit D G There even curved when they are served in my banana splits C G C F C D I have seen them by the car loads On the deleware and tiawana C G C F But I have never, never, never, never C G C I've never seen a straight banana [spoken] Oh how much i've been yearning to see that straight banana, though unfortunately I've had no luck...in fact... C G C I recall when I was in Alaska G C I Have seen the sun at twelve-o'clock at night. G C I've seen the waterfalls at old Niagara D G I confess it is a most impressive sight. I'd love to see a certain thing C But if it's not to be, D I'd like to meet somebody else G Who saw what I can't see. C G C F C G C I've never, never, never, never I've never seen a straight banana. G though theres things I hate C Millions I have ate. D G But Doggon me I've yet to see Banana's that are straight C G C I have traveled far to find one. F C D From the Argentine to the Havana. C G C F But I've never, never, never, never C G C I've never seen a straight banana. G C F No I've never, never,never,never C G CGC I've never seen a straight banana!