Tim Minchin - Woody Allen Jesus - аккорды

[ Предположительная тональность: C ]

Verse 1:
 B
Jesus was a Jewish philosopher
 B
Had a lot of nice ideas
 G#m
About our existential fears
 B
Much admired by his peers
 F                     B         G#m  B#m
Short and Jewish and quite political
F                   B          G#m
Often hesitant and very analytical

B       F     B B
Praise be to Jesus
B       F     B           G#m
Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus
F              B       B
Woody Allen Jesus!

Verse 2:
 B
Jesus was a great entertainer
 B
Doing cool tricks all of the time
 G#m
Turning water into wine
 B#m
Making stormy weather fine
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Even now his stunts confound us
 F              B           G#m
Kinda did what Derren Brown does

B       F     B B
Praise be to Jesus
B       F     B                  G#m
Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Jesus
F                    B      G
Magic Woody Allen Jesus!

Verse 3 (to Bm):
 Bm
Jesus died but then came back to life
G
So the Holy Bible said
Fm
Kinda like in Dawn of the Dead
Fm
Like a movie by Simon Pegg
Fm                    G             Fm
Try that these days, you'd have trouble
            Fm                  G                 Fm
All of the geeks would try to smack you with a shovel

Bm     Fm     G  Bm
Praise be to Jesus
Bm     Fm     G                          Fm
Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus
Fm                          Bm   G
Magic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus!

Verse 4:
 Bm
Jesus ascended into Heaven
    G
He was an incredible guy
Fm
Disappeared right into the sky
Fm
Not often find fellas that fly
Fm               G             Fm
Only once did he use this ability
    Fm                   G               Fm
With great power comes great responsibility

Bm     Fm     G  Bm
Praise be to Jesus
Bm     Fm     G                                    Fm
Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superhero Jesus
Fm                                   Bm   Gm
Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superman Jesus!

Verse 5 (to C):
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Jesus' mother gave birth to him
Gm
Without having sex with a dude
F#m
No, she would never be that rude
F#m
Never even be nude with a dude
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Breeding without the opposite gender is
 B                 Gm          F#m
Commonly known as parthenogenesis
B#m
Other animals that don't need males
    Gm
Include a lot of lizards and various snails

        B    Gm C
Praise be to Jesus
  C     B     Gm                                                F#m
Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superhero Komodo Dragon Jesus
   B
Jesus!

 F#m
Jesus can communicate with the deceased
 Gm
Like Psychic Sally (without the earpiece)
B
Jesus lives forever, which is pretty odd
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But not as odd as his fetish for drinking blood
Bm
Jesus is in more than one place at a time
B
Like an electron or Schrödinger's feline
G
Jesus pulled off that water walking miracle
B
He was as handy as an amphibious vehicle
Bm                    F                G
Jesus had long hair, bare feet, and a beard

Look I'm not saying I'm Jesus
    Fm                  Bm
No, I'm not saying that I Am Jesus
G                   F
I'm not saying that I Am Jesus
B                (to F)
I AM Jesus!

  F     F     B F
Praise be to Jesus
  F     F     B
Praise be to Woody Allen Jesus
 Cm    G#m     F
Woody Allen Jesus!
  F     F     B
Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superhero Komodo Dragon
                                              F
Telepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft *Me* Jesus!