Tim Hawkins Colonoscopy Song Intro: Am Dm E Am 2x Verse 1: Am Dm You have some lovely children and a lovely wife, E Am You have a lovely bank account, you had a healthy life, Am But you knew the day was coming, Dm It was always meant to be. Am E Am The doctor says its time to have a colonoscopy! Chorus: Dm Am Oh colon colon colonoscopy E Am A wonderful procedure I'm shure you will agree Dm Am Numbers up it time to take one for the team E Am Its right there the schedule, a colonoscopy. Verse 2: Am Dm There is some preparation that you should know about, E Am You have to drink this fluid that would surely clean you out, Am Dm They take a certain instrument to look around inside, E Am And honestly I will tell you it can be a bumpy ride! Chorus 2: Dm Am Oh colon colon colonoscopy, E Am A wonderful procedure to help prevent disease, Dm Stay close to a bathroom, Am Careful when you sneeze, E Am You cant get away from colonoscopy! Verse 3: Am Its not a lot of pleasure Dm Its not a lot of fun, E Am But now your turning 40 so you know it must be done, Am Dm Its not an ordinary, typical exam! E Am You lay down on the table then THANK you ma'am! Chorus 3: Dm Am Oh colon colon colonoscopy E Am A wonderful procedure as everyone can see Dm Am And never underestimate how thorough they will be! E Am Its time to take your medicine colonoscopy!