Stephen Lynch - For The Ladies - Текст песни

i kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love i said,
u turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way",
and then you drift asleep to dream of life anew,
and i lie wondering just what i should i do...

i could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares,
i could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs,
when i tell you that i love you i wll look you in the eye,
as i slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...