Story Of My Life
Shrek The Musical
Gm E/A Am Pinocchio: (Speaking): Am E7sus4/B E7 Life is disappointing Am E7sus4/B Woe is what I know (Singing): C7 F D7 Gm Outed by my nose, that's just how it goes E7 A For poor Pinocchio! Bm F#m Bm F#m Story of my life, always doomed to fail, A7 D Cheated by a fox, C#7 F#m Swallowed by a whale. D E7 A C#7/G# F#7 That's the story of my life, oh yeah D E7 D7 A That's the story of my life. Elf: (Yelling): Am E7sus4/B E7 Strife is never ending Peter Pan: Am Banished! E7sus4/B E7 From the town Ugly Duckling: C7 Fm They dragged my from the pond Godmother: D7 Gm The broke my magic wand Three Little Pigs: E7 F#7 Eadd2/G# Am6 F#7/A# They blew our condos down! Wicked Witch: Bm F#7sus4/C# F#7 Life, is but a witch hunt Mama Bear: Bm F#7sus4/C# F#7 Mamas in the mud, Mamas in distress Gnome: D7 Gm They ridiculed my hat Pigs: E7 Am Zey said zat vee vere fat! Wolf: F#7 They tore my cott'n granny dress B7 Aadd2/C# Dm6 B7/D# And called me a hot 'n tranny mess All: Bm F#m Bm F#m Story of my life, booted from the ball A7 D Told to go away Humpty Dumpty: C#7 F#m Toppled off a wall All: D E7 A F#7 That's the story of my life Rabbit: D Esus4 A C#7 That's the story of my life All: D E D7 A That's the story of my life (Musical interlude where their "living spaces" are assigned) Cm/G Ddim/G Cm/G Ddim/G G7 C#m G#7 All: C#m F#m C#7/G# F#m I always dreamed I'd get a hap - py ending Witch: C#7 F#m F#7 And this right here, not how it goes! All: Eb7 Abm Ebm/G Abm/Cb Abm I always dreamed I'd get an ev - er aft - er, Eb7 Abm If this is it, it blows! Gb7 It blows! B It blows! Pinocchio: (Yelling): This is worse than that case of Dutch Elm disease I caught in Tijuana! Aadd2/C# Dm6 B7/D# B7 Aadd2/C# Dm6 B7/D# All: Cm Gm Cm Gm Story of my life, all the wasted prayers Fm7 Bb7 Eb7M A7 All the broken dreams, Three Bears: D7 Gm All the broken chairs All: G7 Cm All the damage done Bears: A Dm All the busted beds All: B7 Em All the shattered bowls Bears: D7 G And the porridge on our heads All: Eb F7 Bb D7/A G7 That's the story of my life, yes sir Eb F7 That's the story of my life Bb Fm6/Ab G7 Oy Vey! Cm7 F7 Gm Ebm Gm Ebm Bb That's the story of my life! Pinocchio: Crap!